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Those are handsome Dudes...when you are seeing them by braille!

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Congratulations Mez- keep up the good work please

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Congratulations Mez.:)

Don't know who nominated you.

It's meant to be secret?

Where's that smiley with the zipped mouth?

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congratulations and well deserved to Mez.

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Well done Mez, ya deserve that hun xx mwaa mwaa xx

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Well deserved mez, keep up the good work!

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The best thing about this site is that we all love the most pointless of threads. In fact, sometimes they get more attention than the more serious threads and that’s just how it should be. So to announce the winner of the most pointless thread it’s fitting that we should welcome on to the stage the most pointless celebrity – that’s right, put your hands together for Colleen McCloughlin. Looking lovely there, was your outfit from Asda?

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Well done Mez......you really deserve this award xXx

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Oh, right there, yeah, Colleen here, I’m proper pleased to be announcing this award. I’ve just been shopping, like, and picked up this award up for you, like. I chose something with plenty of bling and big and heavy enough to make it look really expensive when it isn’t, like.

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The winner of the most pointless thread is………………..

……………………


GRANNYCLARET

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Well deserved Mez !!! Yippee !!! .. ouch hard to shout, still got hangover from last night.. LOL

Hope you still my friend now you on gold level.

:clap ... still not blooming working .. shucks :o

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Was there a gobby award??

Because I think someone has just pulled up outside for it!!

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Go Granny, go Granny go granny Gooooooo!
Well done GC.

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Hoorah for Grannie

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well Done GC, keep up the good work!!!!

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Well done Mez. :)

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Hurray!

Well deserved Granny C.

Wouldn't be the same without your White Rabbit thread.


http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan...s/pic/3281.jpg

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We'll be back with you after these short messages from our sponsors.

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Well done GC......xXx

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Well done Grannie :)

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Well done Granny .. didn't vote for it of course, 'cause never thought was useless at all .. was great to greet in another month ... x

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Thank god for that, I was dying for a wee

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granny cool!

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Just had my chauffer deliver my furs so that I can nip out for a fag

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Blimey, it's hardly Riverdance.

YouTube - Lauryn Tap Dance

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*Kittys been found out cold from too many pink cocktails......she may be some time as Jack is currently tendig to her forehead with a cold flannel whilst we wait for the ambulance....apologies on behalf of the drunken hussy*

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Can we not get the Ossy Cloggers for next year's interval?

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Next year I'll get some workshops going before the event and they can perform on the night.

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pmsl .....

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I couldn't get the funding for that this year.

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I have been asked to pass this DVD on for the interval!!


YouTube - Queen - The Show Must Go On - Music Video

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So back to the awards

The Funniest thread or thread wander has been a closely contested category with Less and Panther fighting it out for the most votes. The winner is the person who started the thread but really we should all get a little piece of the awards. So who has been victorious, let’s find out from Noel Edmunds.

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Hello my friends, Noel here, it’s time for deal or no deal, sorry wrong show. What’s great about this site is that it always feels like a House Party, sorry wrong show again. You know, I keep getting it wrong so often but I thought I was smarter than a 10 year old.

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Has Keith Chegwin pushed him off the stage???

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Anyway, the winner of the funniest thread or thread wander is………..


……………...

PANTHER

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No it was Mr.Blobbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee







Well Done Panther whooooo hooooooo

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Well done Panther.

Please try and keep to the point with your speech.:D

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Well done PANTHER. :)

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No wandering off - speech speech

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Thankyou so much to everyone who voted for me,,,i bought a beautiful dress for tonight,,,but there was a great big watermain burst in town and it was ruined,while i was running for the train to accy ,, now i am having a hissy fit...I still haveto get passed the bouncers at the door,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,congrats to all the other winners

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Make way for that lady.

She has a reserved seat in winner's row.

(You're like me. Gold suits us so much better than sludge green.):D

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A farewell to old friends

It is customary at all awards ceremonies to remember lost friends and I don’t see why this one should be any different. Last year we lost a very valuable member to the Accy web family and so I’ve compiled a short montage of his best threads. Please raise your glass to Ianto.W.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ell-24154.html
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...two-30644.html
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...our-24105.html
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...out-24156.html

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go panther, well done

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I've arrived....so sorry I'm late. :o

I am suffering from a viral infection which has caused my breasts to swell to humungous proportions and I couldn't get into any of my clothes.


Has anyone got a spare table cloth I can use to cover myself up a bit? There's a fella over there who keeps staring at me.

Well done to all award winners. :)

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No doubt you are watching over this forum!! You are very much missed!! to Ianto

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That's so nice.

I'm genuinely filling up.

A raised glass of Merlot to you Ianto, my old sparring partner.

You are missed, and will never be forgotten on Accy Web.

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Well done Panther.

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Yes.....Ianto is missed.

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That is a lovely thought Gayle .. of course the reply is "Chin, chin, Ianto.W."

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I've only got Vimto...but I can pretend it is a nice drop of merlot.

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Finally, we come to the last award of the evening and it's the award that everyone covets. This is the award for starting the best thread. There have been many good ones over the years and who can forget the last winner of this coveted award? Well actually, I couldn’t so I had to look it up and as it turns out we didn’t have a Best thread award last year – an oversight if you ask me – sack the organiser, oh that’s me!

The final award of the evening was closely contested by Garinda, Garinda, Garinda and West Ender!

Anyway to announce the winner of the Best thread, it’s over to Gok Wan.

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Hello, and thank you for allowing me to present this award. I was a little bit nervous about standing in front of you but I used an old trick and pictured you all naked – actually that’s not such a trick for me as I do that all the time.

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Breaking news.

Cashman has just been informed he's won an award, and has donned a ginger fright wig to celebrate, and also because he's just heard gingers have more fun.

YouTube - Drunk at the Fiesta del Pilar in Zaragoza, Spain

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oooh(blushing)!

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To ianto!!

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well he is shy!!! that link is not working ;)

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The winner of the best thread is…………


………………………


GARINDA

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Well done Greedy boy!!!!!!

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Well done, Garinda. :)

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Well done GARINDA. you keep your colours. :)

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Well done garinda, and well deserved.

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Me?

A double award winner...again?

Like no way!

Thanks so much for voting for me.

As was said earlier a thread is made interesting by the people who post in it, and not necessarily by the person who started it.

Let's hope we have many more fun and interesting threads over the coming year.

Now, where's that smiley crying tears of joy?

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YouTube - Cher Acceptance Speech 1999 World Music Awards

By the way, someone could have told me it was an award, and not a mike I was holding.

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And that concludes the awards part of the evening. Who's organised the party?

By the way, I expect that someone will need this because I'm not doing it and those dogs made a mess.

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Well done to my number one fan......I just knew you'd do it all over again:D

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Come on Rindy, come and sit down, I'll get ya drink, to steady your nerves... come come!!

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I haven't an akward bone in my body, you know me, but would it be possible to go platinum, rather than double gold?:D

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I don't think we've got that much money in the kitty.

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Who has been taking advantage of Kitty?? :eek::eek::eek:

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Oh thankyou so much Rindy,,, i have just had a fight in the toilets with COLLEEN WHATEVERTHEYCALLER because she heard me say i would rather have had COLLEEN NOLAN,,because at least she had a sense of humour,,,,,She said i was just a loose woman,,,,OOH how dare she,,,Anyway i told her that you (RINDY )would get her for me after the show....I know you can get the better of her in the sarcastic department,,,

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I think a huge vote of thanks should go to our very own Whoopi Crystal, Miss Gayle Knight, for her sterling efforts this evening, and also to the behind the scene boys Mick and Len.

Thanks for a memorable evening.:)

YouTube - APPLAUSE

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I hid these so less would not find them please help yourselves

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Well, I propose a special award of gold to Gayle for giving us this lovely entertainment this evening ... if the mods don't agree well.... :p:p

Here's some Karma sweatheart ..x

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Ladies and gentlemen the spoon who is late has just arrived. :(

Punishment looks like im cleaning up :(.

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God look at the queues for the cars for Elton's after show party!

I think I'll just scoot off in this abandoned bath chair.

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Thank you all, it's been fun.

And if you're thinking of awarding me any special colour - purple would be nice ;)


As for drinks, I'll have a screwdriver thanks

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Here, here.

Would it be possible for Gayle to get an award?

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Yes, thanks to Mick and Len for letting us do this and for doing all the scenery shifting.

Cheers

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Do you want a lift rindy??

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oh has it finished already? i was a bit busy under the table with Mr Grohl :o:o

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shall i help to clear up,its really bad in the toilets,,,,,

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congratulations to everyone who won, i'm a bit tipsy thanks to all ive had in my mouth tonight (hiccup) :D

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Yep, there you go Granny, you might need this.

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YouTube - Frank Sinatra - My Way

I will provide the leaving music then!!!!

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Just make sure you don't breath in.

That doesn't look like Vim in there to me.

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I knew Amy Winehouse had been in there a long time.

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I will just put the marigolds on,,,Thanks for the cloths...
it was a really good night

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here i'll help ya wi my cillit BANG




BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE

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:eek:Oh no!!!!:eek:

Ive missed the awards AGAIN!!!!:eek: Im so sorry had a bit of a scare on the uderground. :rolleyes::eek:I laddered my tights and had to go home and change:mad:
Oh well i will read the transcript and catch up best i can :rolleyes:

Well done to all of this years winners:wave::alright: and Ianto i raise a glass to you too :cheers: thankyou for your wonderful contributions to Accyweb .

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AAnd thankyou Gayle for bringing this together........

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Oh Gayle he would be so happy to see that thank you

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To gayle, mick and len...

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excellent awards Gayle, you did good girl :D, thanx Mick and Len, it was most enjoyable


here's to Ianto

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I knew i shouldnt have answered the phone!!!!

Sorry i missed most of it - the samaritans have nothing on me!!!

Well done everyone :gooddog:

:cheers: to ian

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Yes nice one,,,,heres to Ian and all absent friends ,,,

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Congratulations to all the award winners, turned up late and the doors were locked. Good work Gayle and I'm raising my glass to Ianto xx

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oooeeer, huff, puff, :o im all embarrassed im in mi jamma's so dashed up stairs to put mi "posh" ones on, they have tiny blue sequins on the bottom of little top & on the bottom of the pant legs......

may i say a big thank you to all members who put me forward for this special award ..... im fair touched i am & crying all over the place .....gone through 2 kitchen rolls up to now .........thanks once again

may i also say a big thanks to the organiser, gayle, the mods, mick, len, & all the rest & ALL accyweb members for keeping this much loved site going .............hip hip hooray to you all.


a special message to ianto, you are missed loads pal & you really do deserve a mention , x x x

ps, to ian ......leave bernies p/c alone now you b****r :D

think i'd best shut up now im waffling ...its this damm brandy & baileys ;)

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Well just as the award was handed out Ian's sister phoned, as you can imagine my eyes were moist. In fact I was having a bloody good cry, she also was made up with the award. I have no doubt that Ian is watching over Accyweb as he spent so many happy hours here. He will be bragging to anyone that will listen about this. Once again thanks Gayle it was a really lovely thought.