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Come on people i'm sure we have all heard some good, and some terrible chat up lines in our times!
So what are they???
I'll go first:-

Get you coat you've Pulled!

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"How do you like your eggs in the morning".....to which the sensible girl answers "unfertilised!" ;)

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Here is one.

My name is dick (Richard). Do you like it? ;)

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Len, that's terrible. I've heard some corkers over the years, but most of them are largely forgetable.

The worst one has to be "where have you been all my life?" So predictable, I normally reply that I wasn't born most of it.......... Hmmmmmm, wonder why I'm still single??? :confused:

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Heres 10p ring your mum and tell her your not coming home!

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is god missing an angel?
how sad is that

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hres 10p go and ring yer mum your not going home 2 night
they get worse

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my Face will be leaving in 1/4 of an hour i'd like you to be on it!

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your clothes would look better on my floor

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I may not be fred flintstone, but i can sure make your bed rock!!!! ;)

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Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven.

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Neither do i, but it broke the ice.

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Your dads a thief, he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.

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Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

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You've not had a silicone implant, have you?

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Sleep with me tonight, and I promise I wont bother you again...