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think i will treat myself to a top shelf :o

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This one is thanks to benipetes knowledge of U-tube!
YouTube - Singing Kangaroo

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well that just cheered me up big time,cheers benipete n less.:D

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Awww I missed it! Damn working!:rolleyes:
Is everyone drunk? Bar still open?

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You will be lucky, you can't get the staff these days;)

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ok... little bit of a lock-in for the poor sods that had to work..... what ya wanting accylass?

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o0o0o Midori and lemonade please, ice cold but holding the ice thanks;)

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that was before you accused me of cheating :p


yeah go on then....enjoy :D

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OMG so sorry I am so late, and have just spent last half hour checking out the music you've been playing.... great stuff especially the A-HA, now that took me back

Pint of Kronenbourg please

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ok but shhhhhhh!!! its a lock in ;)

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check your licence over the door, it says licenced to serve till 1am :)

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Lol, I never once said cheating!

I just love google, had absolutely no idea what the stuff was:o

The drink is Mmmm nice thanks:D

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Blimey just been let in the back door:eek:

fell asleep in the sun but just woken up lol:)

Any chance of a pint of strongbow please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11;):)

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for you mel...of course :D

enjoy!

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Cheers ....phew was ready for that
Thirsty work this tanning lol.

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ive just popped in to clean the lines and bottle up.. the police finally left at 2 am after joining in with the private party lol

I cant believe what a mess you all made! who blocked the gents toilet?
and why is dereks number written in the ladys loo's in lipstick??

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Hi Em, are you open?
I know its early but was wonderin if i could have a cinzano and lemonade?
Took my time to get here cos i didnt want to skip pages cos i was enjoying the music on page 1 too much lol, i shall open another tab.

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do you have any id? ;)

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He He I think i love you. You have my word.

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im not convinced.......go on then, will give you the benefit of the doubt....enjoy your drink.

none for me, my lads school is shut today...ive put him in the creche..anyone else??

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creche now open :D

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Do you do food?

And why is the school closed?

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yes we do food.... what you after?

burst water pipe... probably not open tomoro either.

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DJ Emzy B will return later on to provide you with the Music!

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Some bar this, no staff working

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Im here.... been out all day :D

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Must be making to much money:p

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hey! came in this morning to bottle up and youv drunk everything! had to go cash and carry to stock up!

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Any pepsi max on offer?
Too early for me to start drinking, n I got work in a bit

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Ok forgive you now get serving, you have thirsty customers!!!

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sorry bernie!!!

one pepsi max for accylass :D

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can i please bring everyones attention to the tip jar!!!

show your appreciation to the bar staff...........:alright:

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Hmmmm they put tips in a jar now huh, ok........ here goes......

The pepsi max'd be nicer even colder next time:D lol

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BARRED!

for being a smart arse!

im joking!

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Awww....but.....but....but.....Miss.....:dummy2:




I'm telling my mum on you!:tongueout

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do i know your mum ?

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lol I hope not

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This is my mum:D lol
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...mas_05_006.jpg

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hey!! ive booked her for the creche tomoro!!!!

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I wouldn't...... she eats kids by a straw through her ear..... don't ask:D

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PANTS!! looks like its emzy and her balloon animals then

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Ask no questions, get no disturbing answers;)

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emzy makes balloon animals and flowers.... nowt disturbing about that lol

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pool party tonight.... everyone in their cossys please...

please post your pics as well..


google images is a wonderful thing :D:D:D

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righty ho....im here now, who's first?

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Hair of the dog please , i`m hungover from last night..........so that`ll be a pint of Guinness Extra Cold please...................

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No probs pip.... sorry about the music, it aint mine...wheres your cossy?

sure emzy will be about soon to play us summat decent :D


remember to tip the bar staff!




any smart arse comments given as tips will result in you being barred :eek::p:D

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Can you send me a pint of Fosters over to chat please ? ;)

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hmmm...... you want a carry out do you?

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I am wearing my best Speedo`s can`t you see them........?

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pic pip pic!

how many times can you say pic pip pic quickly without messing it up :D

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After all that Guinness i can`t say it once.......!

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post a pic of you in your speedos :D

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I`ve got mi yellow ones on.........now wheres my pint....?

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oooh lovely..... theres your pint



*slips pip her phone number ;) *

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*puts a drink on the bar for mishyfoote cos i think i owe her one*

vodka and coke??

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Awwwwwww ty huni what ya drinking will buy ya one back xx

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nice glass of cold winr thanks.... but the drinks in em's bar are free :D

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:d

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You must be open tonight its friday.......! i`ll have a swift one .

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one pint of guiness pip?

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Sorry i nipped to my local for a few on the way, yes a guinness please.;)

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one mini guinness and a steam boat please

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wow..... we were slow last night.... anyone want a drink :D

best togs tonight please..... post pics :D

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I was drinking else where last night but i may nip in for one later.

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:eek::eek::eek: ah what a shame, it was a decent boozer as well.

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Hey, ya can't do that, I only just found the place! :eek:

Just at closing time too - if I haven't missed last orders I'll have a swift short. Double JD please :D

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go on then phil, sorry we are a bit slow tonight and i havent put any entertainment on.... would you like coke and ice?

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That was a helluva Double JD ta - but two shots in a glass would've done, not two BOTTLES!!!! Hic!! :D

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well.... no one else was drinking it :D

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Is there lunchtime food in here too?? Feelin' a tad peckish :rolleyes:

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Er! Goin off to't put wi'out me are you mr??? :behead:

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oh dear oh dear............. drink??

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Oh Yes please, Better get one in for him too.

Gail xxxx

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can i have erm tap water :D

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erm......why?

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okay then i shall have a pint of fosters.

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no no no!!! ID please :D

you can have a soft drink and be grateful you were allowed in this fine establishment!

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That is why i asked for a pint of tap water !

okay how about a shandy, i am no chav you know.

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erm........ am i allowed? its been a while since i was behind a bar...... go on.. half a shandy but you have to sit in the back!

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care to join me in the back ?

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awww... look at your pic!! your sooo cute... in a put in the pocket and take home for my little sis kinda way! lol

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Lmao why how old is your sister.

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15... left school last week....16 in august

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Is she local, i might know her seeing as im in my final year. Leave at the end of the month :D

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How on earth do women manage to find us blokes??? :eek:

Large double JD please and better throw in a martini for 'erindoors :rolleyes:

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nope, sorry... she is over in colne, how come she has left and you havent?

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o0o0o have stumbled upon this bar once again, is it busy in here tonight?

Midori and lemonade please:D

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I shall have a J20 when your ready emz.

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*Dives over the bar with my head under the optic":p

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Maybe if I get a drink the colour will seem better

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Go on.... I'll have a bloody mary :D

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thought i'd reopen the bar for a virtual meet for those of us that cant make the real meet :(

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Can I have a pint of lager please?

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Hey, why are you not at the meet ****** lugs

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Going shortly no point me starting at half seven would be legless to early:eek: