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its a lovely sunny day and i am thinking how nice it would be to be out in my garden with an alcoholic beverage....but i dont have any so i am setting up a virtual bar, i will be your bar maid :D

as you can plainly see this is my outside bar so you can smoke inside and the alcohol is free :D

We stock crisps and nuts and non alcoholic beverages so everyone is welcome....... have a drink and a natter and enjoy

Im on tia maira and coke... plenty of ice ;)

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Pint of carling please. wheres the loo, and the pool table? :D:D

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can you not see them?? how many you had already?

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Pint of Guinness Extra Cold please..............and do you have any of those cheese and pickle type snacks......?

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yepindeedy... we have everything (big stockroom :D ) now no getting boisterous you fellas.... i have a couple of big guys on the door ;)

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Looks to me like there might be rain later, I'll stay here with my 12, erm no 11, ah, I mean 9 cans, (must learn to count quicker than I can drink).
Peanuts I've got, even some Pringles, (how posh is that?) (sell by date some other forgotten party), and I have a bench in the backyard facing straight into the sun, it's a bit damp 'cos it's a bit far from the toilet but hey on the plus side that makes this a Sauna!
:D

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we have a roof.... the rain wont get us and theres shutters as well.....its an all weather bar :D

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I can't believe it, you really believed I was a weather forecaster, don't let this suit and tie fool you, I'm just a very old chav who can't afford a check baseball cap!

:mosher:

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i remember when my grandad first saw a woman wearing burberry...... he said why has that woman got her coat on inside out! apparently thats what mac lining looks like :D

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My mac had special slits to allow you to get hold of things without opening the buttons, I stopped wearing it when I realised why it was a popular coat with the flashers!
:indeplus:

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I'll have some Newfie Screech ... if you don't have that, I'll have Swish ... and a couple of bambi burgers with poutine ... and put some hockey on tv, eh:alright:

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Large white wine with loads of ice please

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Excuse me, would you like a job as a bouncer? You can keep people like you out and get paid for it!
:D

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wheres my dj?? she should be here by now!

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She?

Oooh! That will cost you,

Cashy would do it just for the ale and he hasn't been drinking for years!

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I think i'll order Poutine for everyone: I've got the munchies:)

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i hope she hurries up....i dont wanna have to do it myself! i have a bar to run over here
:(

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nachos?

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I could be the exotic dancer ... that would clear the bar quicker than a rabid skunk:eek:

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my dj has arrived... hurry up you... your late!

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It helps if you book me!!

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All right ... let's have some tunes:theband:

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ok , well, lets start with this...........


YouTube - stereophonics - dakota

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liking it.....top tunes.....another extra cold please.

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emzy... can i do believe on karaoke plse?

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Any requests , please feel free to let me know


YouTube - speed of sound - Coldplay

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The last pint went down waaayyyyy to quick......got any Oasis?

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Leave it with me pip

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Oasis, as requested by Pip

YouTube - Oasis - Songbird

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This superstar DJ does not do karaoke

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This special request is for your friendly bar PERSON emamum


YouTube - Believe - Cher - Karaoke

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lmao...... had a horrible feeling it was gunna be something else then !!!!

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had to make it interesting for the gents in the bar too.........:D

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I'll have some more Screech and Poutine ... unless you have seal flipper pie ... and put the game on, eh. Let's see Canada win the world hockey championship ... again:cheers:

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Let's have a proper tune,

YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson--The Kid swears a little bit

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LESS!!!


Requests please............

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Well I'm sure you enjoyed that, here's a song from the same guy for those that don't like being corrected!

YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson DILLIGAF

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Come on Em there is a queue a mile long at this bar, get your finger out

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hey i am a blinking good barmaid!!!!!!

im here.... get your orders in :p

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Oh your back another large wine please:p

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there ya go bernie

i think i need some help....anyone wanting a job?? apply here please!

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ooooooo just what i need, only just found this new place, hey Em the decor's lush, i'm loving the straub lighting but whats with the disco ball? is that a pool out back with a bar in it? oooooooo lovely, when your ready i'll have a bacardi n coke, no ice, dont want it watering down :D fank woo :D:D:D:D

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no probs flashy..... nice cold coke as well ;)

i like the disco ball :eek:

no skinny dipping in the pool ta v much!

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nah i'm not gonna skinny dip, i'm just watching the blokes in their speedo's ;)

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The very thought of it...............;)

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NO BANANA HAMMOCKS EITHER :eek::eek:

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get out my way pips, you're spoiling the view :D

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Can I just before I go choose my last song?

I've spent a fortune behind the bar and well, really I may as well have stayed at home!

YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson-Do ya **** on 1st dates

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Can pip and less please back away from the pool!

was gunna show the pic off the cctv but i dont wana put anyone off their drink!

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No problem less, glad youve enjoyed your night

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Hey ... which way to the can? And turn up the tv, I can't hear the blood spattering 'cause Flashy pants too hard when she's looking at the speedos.:hidewall:

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OH MY GOD what a sight, i never knew men could do that :eek: not in water anyway :eek:

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not been a bad one, here's a going away pressie for all you girls that can't stand over important mega stars!

YouTube - Supa-Mega Fugly

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Dereks back and he brought after sun.... women on the right and men on the left (in front of me ;) )

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Hey up I'm back, I thought you'd ordered me a taxi?

Been stood out there for ages, could have picked another tune during this time, come on where's my cab?

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hic! one more for the road please em, then i'm off, some of the women are lookin good! :do-one:

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Just for Less...................

YouTube - David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

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Guys always pee in the pool ... :D

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Know what you mean; I never met a woman I can't drink pretty:hidewall:

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i have that special stuff in my pool that leaves a big blue line behind you if you pee in it :p

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Now come on, be sensible when would you see me in a cheap looking car like that?

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Ok guys, let's go for it ....$50 for the one who leaves the longest line ... but careful, no floaters:theband:

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Where's Bernadette is she the one that got my taxi?

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Em!!! You getting your DJ into bother

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This pool I've been drinking, it doesn't taste like blue wicked!

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Coke for your DJ please........... (need to keep a clear head!)

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well could you not have brought a woman with a bit of oomph! no go in that lass only managed a few minutes of dancing!

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*looks sadly at empty tip jar :( *



no smart arse comments about putting lightbulbs in my pocket or eating yellow snow please!!!

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one coke for emzy :D

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Somebody robbed it, I tip every time I go to the bar!

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YouTube - Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie


Any better less??

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Hides in her booth!!

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Have you rung for that taxi? I need to go, this is not the sort of place I should be photographed in!

If my manager turns up and sees me here I'll be in trouble.

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I WAS GUNNA SHARE IT WITH YOU!!!:eek::eek::eek:

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I was hiding coz i know who did it!!

(how many have you had?? canyou not remember exchanging your tips for alcohol!!)

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Oh yes, I can remember the disease's each one of them gave me!

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the alcohols free and belongs to me!

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Come on guys n gals, wanna see ya all movin!!


YouTube - Utah Saints Something Good '08 : Download OUT NOW!!

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dont worry..... you cant get it twice :D

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Hey, game's over Canada 5 USA 4 ... now we can get into some serious drinking ... anyone got a joint:confused:

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Here's one for all you girls that come to a party like this and then go home on your own, (or worse with the sh*t you arrived with).


YouTube - The Bastard Song

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cashys in, ya want music? hows this grab ya.:D

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Cashy!!

All requests through the DJ please :cool:

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i did:D :theband:;)

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Sorry Less it was me but had an urgent appointment to get to:eek:

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Am power mad!!! lol

YouTube - Cyndi Lauper - I Drove All Night

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Yep, that about sums up the night, except I haven't a dog to kick!