Em's bar
 

its a lovely sunny day and i am thinking how nice it would be to be out in my garden with an alcoholic beverage....but i dont have any so i am setting up a virtual bar, i will be your bar maid :D

as you can plainly see this is my outside bar so you can smoke inside and the alcohol is free :D

We stock crisps and nuts and non alcoholic beverages so everyone is welcome....... have a drink and a natter and enjoy

Im on tia maira and coke... plenty of ice ;)

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Pint of carling please. wheres the loo, and the pool table? :D:D

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can you not see them?? how many you had already?

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Pint of Guinness Extra Cold please..............and do you have any of those cheese and pickle type snacks......?

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yepindeedy... we have everything (big stockroom :D ) now no getting boisterous you fellas.... i have a couple of big guys on the door ;)

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Looks to me like there might be rain later, I'll stay here with my 12, erm no 11, ah, I mean 9 cans, (must learn to count quicker than I can drink).
Peanuts I've got, even some Pringles, (how posh is that?) (sell by date some other forgotten party), and I have a bench in the backyard facing straight into the sun, it's a bit damp 'cos it's a bit far from the toilet but hey on the plus side that makes this a Sauna!
:D

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we have a roof.... the rain wont get us and theres shutters as well.....its an all weather bar :D

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I can't believe it, you really believed I was a weather forecaster, don't let this suit and tie fool you, I'm just a very old chav who can't afford a check baseball cap!

:mosher:

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i remember when my grandad first saw a woman wearing burberry...... he said why has that woman got her coat on inside out! apparently thats what mac lining looks like :D

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My mac had special slits to allow you to get hold of things without opening the buttons, I stopped wearing it when I realised why it was a popular coat with the flashers!
:indeplus:

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I'll have some Newfie Screech ... if you don't have that, I'll have Swish ... and a couple of bambi burgers with poutine ... and put some hockey on tv, eh:alright:

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Large white wine with loads of ice please

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Excuse me, would you like a job as a bouncer? You can keep people like you out and get paid for it!
:D

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wheres my dj?? she should be here by now!

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She?

Oooh! That will cost you,

Cashy would do it just for the ale and he hasn't been drinking for years!