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Oops looks like i started something off but it was toatlly unintentional.To be honest i was and still am scared of taking on the opposite sex.Scared of being shoved away i think.

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my god i only wanted a few bob to spend on sunday ay yhe stag i am so poor the rats bring me food

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So you are trying to say you starve the rats?????????????

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all rats starve in accrington mike

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only pidgions eat well here lol

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looks like i am not worth anything happyone never got a penny sob sob sob

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Well Spose I Will Have To Keep U Then Well U Do Cook Ok Not A Nuke Cook Like Anne Lol

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And U Make A Good Coffee So Ok Will Give U One More Chance

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I'd consider it.............if I didn't know lynx was equipped with a frying pan, and she knows how to use it ( I've heard it hit unhappyone's head a few times, BONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG )

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and it hurts to lol

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you should hit him harder lynx

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OK, Happyone, If you want to dump your missus.....HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY???? If I decide to take her, the price MUST be high as my fiance is likely to read this and I am going to be in BIG trouble!! The price must be high enough for a "round the World Trip for Three" .with champagne thrown in! (and NO! I will not consider a part-exchange or swap.)

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ive got an action man with one arm missing and a scalextrix , throw in £50 on top of your offer and we can talk business
:D

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No way it took me 8 years to find one that would stick by me, and the tax deductions are great so no deal.