Originally Posted by danny27 (Post 615533)

Ok, heres some more...

1.) I got home one day to find my front door locked...and the curtains were closed. I looked through the letter box and couldnt see any sign of life. SO as you do i started banging on the door. THEN appeared my neighbour and he said..."You locked out?"
I said "Nope...the door was making fun of my mother, im just giving him a good beating!"



thanks everybody, more tomorrow