Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Well. That wasn't very Clever, was it?!!! Losing the keys to the cuffs :( :o

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Sorry!!!!! I think the dog has accidentally swallowed them... You might have to wait a day or two.. :o

I'll make it up to you though, Hows about a kebab? :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Sod the keebab, you can make it up to me better than that... ;)
And meantime, give the dog a double dose of worming tablets, I've to be back at work tomorrow :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Hang on.... I might have an enema in my work bag. Have you any rubber gloves???

I may also need some sort of tranquilliser for the dog.. ;)

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Easy Tiger!!! You better give me the tranquiliser if you're going to tuck that enema where the sun don't shine :eek:

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Relax... :p The enema is for the dog, it may speed up the defaecation of the keys. Eat your kebab and hang in there, I'm sure it won't take long. It's a good old fashioned enema. High, Hot and Helluva lot!!!!! :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

No more of this handcuffs malarkey! From now on, we only use cable ties, I've got thousands of 'em ;)

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Ok, I'll bin the cuffs. Now these cable ties... Do they come with a key?? :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

No worries... I've every type of cutters, for every type of cable ties, apart for those stainless steel ones, but they dig in too much. They're less like bondage and more like masochism. :eek:

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Hmmmm, I think we should just go for the kebab.. :rofl38: