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cashman 29-08-2008 12:43

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i am R.C. found it amusing as i find many things, anyone who is insulted by any of these type of pictures,whatever religion is n ANORAK in my book, n to those i say lighten up ya miserable pig, humour helps the world go round.:bootyshak

jambutty 29-08-2008 12:56

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 624465)
if that was a picture of mohammed this thread would be long gone

personaly i will laugh at any religion because they are ALL wrong and anyone who lives their lives by rules set out thousands of years ago needs their head looking at

Presumably the rules that you refer to are the Ten Commandments except there are more than ten, depending where you look.

Exodus lists 18 and Deuteronomy lists 16. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments But in general this is what most people would remember:
1. You shall have no other Gods but me.
2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.
5. Respect your father and mother.
6. You must not kill.
7. You must not commit adultery.
8. You must not steal.
9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.

Presumably the list is in order of importance and that says it all for me. The God saw it as he was more important than his followers’ actions. Hmmmm!

But this God was also a hypocrite. Did not this God command Joshua to take Jericho, Ai and other townships by force and kill all before him? Did not this God part the waters of the Red Sea to allow the Israelites to cross and then closed them on the following Egyptian army - drowning them? Did not this God kill those who broke the Ten Commandments?

However the laws of the land today, that I assume you obey, or do you go around killing, stealing and committing adultery, are based on the laws, or rules if you like, laid down thousands of years ago.

Time to get your head examined.

jambutty 29-08-2008 13:05

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 624476)
i am R.C. found it amusing as i find many things, anyone who is insulted by any of these type of pictures,whatever religion is n ANORAK in my book, n to those i say lighten up ya miserable pig, humour helps the world go round.:bootyshak

So your answer to those who take their religion seriously and don’t take kindly to someone ridiculing it, is to lighten up ya miserable pig, is it?

How about you respecting other people’s views instead of expecting them to bow to your commands?

emamum 29-08-2008 13:20

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 624476)
i am R.C. found it amusing as i find many things, anyone who is insulted by any of these type of pictures,whatever religion is n ANORAK in my book, n to those i say lighten up ya miserable pig, humour helps the world go round.:bootyshak

I'm R.C as well and i agree with Cashy..

cashman 29-08-2008 14:00

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Originally Posted by jambutty (Post 624484)
So your answer to those who take their religion seriously and don’t take kindly to someone ridiculing it, is to lighten up ya miserable pig, is it?

How about you respecting other people’s views instead of expecting them to bow to your commands?

dont expect nobody to bow to my commands, people are entitled to their views,that was mine, if ya don't like it,go soak yer head.:cool:

beechy 29-08-2008 14:11

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I found the pic niether amusing or offensive
to me it kinda made sense
am i getting weird or what ?:confused:

emamum 29-08-2008 14:36

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has anyone noticed the people that say they have religion arent bothered but the ones that say they havent are?

a case of people assuming that its offensive to religion?
same as racism imo.... too many assuming that people will be offended by it when in fact they couldnt care less!!

cashman 29-08-2008 14:43

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Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 624512)
has anyone noticed the people that say they have religion arent bothered but the ones that say they havent are?

a case of people assuming that its offensive to religion?
same as racism imo.... too many assuming that people will be offended by it when in fact they couldnt care less!!

well spotted ema.:D;)

Less 29-08-2008 14:57

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Originally Posted by jambutty (Post 624482)
1. You shall have no other Gods but me.


Enough about you Jam Butty, can we get back on thread? Which I notice mentions 'Christians', not Roman Catholics, I think the original poster just happened to mention he/she was a catholic not that Catholics are or should be offended.
:rolleyes:

Benipete 29-08-2008 15:38

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 624516)
well spotted ema.:D;)

Don't belong to any religious order but If I could persuade 10 million people to drop me £5 a year I may well be converted.:D:hidewall:

Neil 29-08-2008 15:44

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Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 624512)
has anyone noticed the people that say they have religion arent bothered but the ones that say they havent are?

I am not religious and don't care about the picture either, I found it funny.

emamum 29-08-2008 15:51

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 624539)
I am not religious and don't care about the picture either, I found it funny.

but you're not the one makin a big fuss about it :D

shakermaker 29-08-2008 15:54

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Originally Posted by jambutty (Post 624484)
So your answer to those who take their religion seriously and don’t take kindly to someone ridiculing it, is to lighten up ya miserable pig, is it?

How about you respecting other people’s views instead of expecting them to bow to your commands?

Why should we tiptoe around the enemies of logical reason because '"it's their belief"? Idiocy.

jaysay 29-08-2008 16:04

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Well I'm a catholic and in moments like this wen I see something that polks fun at my religion I ask for devine intervention in the usual way, Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch:D then when I've cheeked everythings there, I have a good laugh:D

lancsdave 29-08-2008 16:41

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Originally Posted by jambutty (Post 624482)
Presumably the rules that you refer to are the Ten Commandments except there are more than ten, depending where you look.

Exodus lists 18 and Deuteronomy lists 16. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments But in general this is what most people would remember:
1. You shall have no other Gods but me.
2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.
5. Respect your father and mother.
6. You must not kill.
7. You must not commit adultery.
8. You must not steal.
9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.

Presumably the list is in order of importance and that says it all for me. The God saw it as he was more important than his followers’ actions. Hmmmm!

But this God was also a hypocrite. Did not this God command Joshua to take Jericho, Ai and other townships by force and kill all before him? Did not this God part the waters of the Red Sea to allow the Israelites to cross and then closed them on the following Egyptian army - drowning them? Did not this God kill those who broke the Ten Commandments?

However the laws of the land today, that I assume you obey, or do you go around killing, stealing and committing adultery, are based on the laws, or rules if you like, laid down thousands of years ago.

Time to get your head examined.


For somebody who creates such a fuss about Plagiarism I find it hilarious you have taken the above from wilkopedia. Which bible is that the religion of then ?


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