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flashy

07-09-2008 16:37

Three women in a sauna

Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HADTO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!

Retlaw

07-09-2008 21:28

Re: Three women in a sauna

Was that you getting the fax.

Retlaw

:hidewall:

flashy

08-09-2008 08:11

Re: Three women in a sauna

if you call 32 being old then yes, it may have been :rolleyes:

did i look that old when you met me? :rolleyes:

Retlaw

08-09-2008 11:48

Re: Three women in a sauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 628525)

if you call 32 being old then yes, it may have been :rolleyes:

did i look that old when you met me? :rolleyes:

I would also be in the **** if I answered that,
and the depth would be bottomless.

Retlaw.
:hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall: :hidewall::hidewall::hidewall:

emamum

08-09-2008 11:49

Re: Three women in a sauna

Retlaw!!!

I was under the impression that you were a gentleman! I may have to come and have a word on the way to school!

Retlaw

08-09-2008 15:21

Re: Three women in a sauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 628603)

Retlaw!!!

I was under the impression that you were a gentleman! I may have to come and have a word on the way to school!

Aw enamum, thats really hitting below the belt, calling me a gentleman.
I'm really upset now, you can be real nasty.

Ugly old bastard, I'd be able to cope with that.

Retlaw.
:tongueout

emamum

08-09-2008 15:27

Re: Three women in a sauna

well.... you have been very nice when i have met you lol

sorry :(

Retlaw

08-09-2008 17:50

Re: Three women in a sauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 628680)

well.... you have been very nice when i have met you lol

sorry :(

I must be doing sumat wrong, must change my image.
Where can you by Freddie Kruger masks.
Do you think it would suit me.

Retlaw.
:s_frighte

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