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07-09-2008, 16:37
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Three women in a sauna
Three Ladies in a Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HADTO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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07-09-2008, 21:28
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Re: Three women in a sauna
Was that you getting the fax.
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08-09-2008, 08:11
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Re: Three women in a sauna
if you call 32 being old then yes, it may have been
 did i look that old when you met me?
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08-09-2008, 11:49
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Re: Three women in a sauna
Retlaw!!!
I was under the impression that you were a gentleman! I may have to come and have a word on the way to school!
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012 
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08-09-2008, 15:21
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I'm really upset now, you can be real nasty. Ugly old bastard, I'd be able to cope with that. Retlaw.  |
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08-09-2008, 15:27
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Re: Three women in a sauna
well.... you have been very nice when i have met you lol
sorry 
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Where can you by Freddie Kruger masks. Do you think it would suit me. Retlaw.  |
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