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Tinkerbelle

16-10-2008 17:02

Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?

DUBAI: Sex on the beach, then prison

Ouch! 3 month prison sentence and $272 fine ... that was an expensive nookie session, hope it was worth it :D

K-P	16-10-2008 17:05

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 641888)

DUBAI: Sex on the beach, then prison

thats a heck of a question tinks... are you paying for the flight or would the respondant have to meet you there.... How hot is the beech and how much prison time... oh and when do you need the answer by?

AccyLass

16-10-2008 17:05

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Not if it costs that much:D

Neil	16-10-2008 17:07

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Tinks is a cheap date, the bunker at the local golf club would be near enough for her - don't forget the 50p to pay her :D

Less	16-10-2008 17:11

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Believe me, don't go there, sand in sandwiches is annoying enough, sex on the beach, (notice k-p beach not beech, you'res is a tree, Hmmm, kinky), just imagine sex and sand paper, no thank's!

Benipete

16-10-2008 17:20

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Cost me a lot more than that up the 5 arches 37 yrs ago.:hehetable:hidewall:
Sorry Vic.

Neil	16-10-2008 17:20

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 641894)

Believe me, don't go there, sand in sandwiches is annoying enough, sex on the beach, (notice k-p beach not beech, you'res is a tree, Hmmm, kinky), just imagine sex and sand paper, no thank's!

Who said you have to get out of the car :D

K-P	16-10-2008 17:25

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 641894)

, (notice k-p beach not beech)

Who the hell cares about my spelling...

Tinkerbelle

16-10-2008 17:33

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omg lol!! what are you lot like !! :D

Neil your cruisin for a bruisin ;) :p

Neil	16-10-2008 17:33

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 641907)

omg lol!! what are you lot like !! :D

Neil your cruisin for a bruisin ;) :p

As always

lancsdave

16-10-2008 17:41

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 641891)

Tinks is a cheap date, the bunker at the local golf club would be near enough for her - don't forget the 50p to pay her :D

I remember when I moved up here you told me to go and get a few bags of sand from B&Q as they will come in handy. Now I know why :D

garinda

16-10-2008 17:54

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It's been reported that the UK Swingers and Doggers Association have now cancelled their planned conference in Dubai, because of this case.

Less	17-10-2008 09:21

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Originally Posted by K-P (Post 641902)

Who the hell cares about my spelling...

It was a joke no need to swear.

vicky1

17-10-2008 13:37

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 641897)

Cost me a lot more than that up the 5 arches 37 yrs ago.:hehetable:hidewall:
Sorry Vic.

Yes but I'm worth every penny and more besides:tongueout

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