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Old 16-10-2008, 17:02   #1
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Wanna Have Sex On the Beach?

DUBAI: Sex on the beach, then prison

Ouch! 3 month prison sentence and $272 fine ... that was an expensive nookie session, hope it was worth it
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:05   #2
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thats a heck of a question tinks... are you paying for the flight or would the respondant have to meet you there.... How hot is the beech and how much prison time... oh and when do you need the answer by?
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:05   #3
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Not if it costs that much
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:07   #4
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Tinks is a cheap date, the bunker at the local golf club would be near enough for her - don't forget the 50p to pay her
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:11   #5
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Believe me, don't go there, sand in sandwiches is annoying enough, sex on the beach, (notice k-p beach not beech, you'res is a tree, Hmmm, kinky), just imagine sex and sand paper, no thank's!
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:20   #6
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Cost me a lot more than that up the 5 arches 37 yrs ago.
Sorry Vic.
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:20   #7
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Believe me, don't go there, sand in sandwiches is annoying enough, sex on the beach, (notice k-p beach not beech, you'res is a tree, Hmmm, kinky), just imagine sex and sand paper, no thank's!
Who said you have to get out of the car
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:25   #8
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Who the hell cares about my spelling...
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:33   #9
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omg lol!! what are you lot like !!

Neil your cruisin for a bruisin
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:33   #10
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omg lol!! what are you lot like !!

Neil your cruisin for a bruisin
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:41   #11
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Tinks is a cheap date, the bunker at the local golf club would be near enough for her - don't forget the 50p to pay her

I remember when I moved up here you told me to go and get a few bags of sand from B&Q as they will come in handy. Now I know why
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Old 16-10-2008, 17:54   #12
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It's been reported that the UK Swingers and Doggers Association have now cancelled their planned conference in Dubai, because of this case.
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Old 17-10-2008, 09:21   #13
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Who the hell cares about my spelling...
It was a joke no need to swear.
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Old 17-10-2008, 13:37   #14
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Cost me a lot more than that up the 5 arches 37 yrs ago.
Sorry Vic.
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