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AccyLass 14-03-2009 16:18

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by emamum (Post 692412)
closest you get to a gentleman in accy is that he turns around while she squats in the backstreet :D


That also doesn't say a lot about the "ladies" of Accrington;)

emamum 14-03-2009 16:20

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
not me :D i dont go out drinking in accrington.... or anywhere else for that matter lol

derekgas 14-03-2009 17:23

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by emamum (Post 692412)
closest you get to a gentleman in accy is that he turns around while she squats in the backstreet :D

OY! watch yer lip, its a good job I wasnt born and bred here in accy or I would take exception to that remark! On second thoughts, I still take exception! :p

garinda 14-03-2009 17:58

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 692333)
Rindy will be along soon to say how disgusting it is you have to pay and if the local council managed their taxes correctly using the public toilet would be free :rolleyes::D

No I'd have commented how good some councils are so good at flushing our money away, without having the bare faced cheek to charge us for the privilige of peeing.;)

Perhaps all the graffiti in the men's bogs is sponsored, thus allowing gents to pee for free?:rolleyes::D

garinda 14-03-2009 18:01

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
With most seaside councils still pumping the poop into the sea, perhaps the public loos on the coast should be sponsored by the winkle picking industry.

After all, no raw sewage, no tasty seafood.

:D

SPUGGIE J 14-03-2009 18:04

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by emamum (Post 692412)
closest you get to a gentleman in accy is that he turns around while she squats in the backstreet :D

Better of in a nappy if she is drinking that much. Better be sure there aint bodies prowling the backs for a cheap thrill. :eek:

garinda 14-03-2009 18:37

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 692469)
Better of in a nappy if she is drinking that much.

A Tenna Lady stops working after absorbing six pints.:p

SPUGGIE J 14-03-2009 18:42

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 692481)
A Tenna Lady stops working after absorbing six pints.:p

And where did you aquire that info then? Please tell me you wernt up the ally doing a survey? :eek::p

SamF 14-03-2009 18:47

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
I was at leeds fest 07 and I was near the front with a friend waiting for RHCPand we were sitting down... girl next to him was stood up and said something like do you mind if I sit here... or at least that's what we thought she said, only really hearing the do you mind bit. The next we know her knickers around around her ankles and she's peeing on the floor right next to us :eek: Some lovely people in yorkshire ya know

Mancie 14-03-2009 18:59

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 692468)
With most seaside councils still pumping the poop into the sea, perhaps the public loos on the coast should be sponsored by the winkle picking industry.

After all, no raw sewage, no tasty seafood.

:D

:D..sponsored by "winkle picking"...you aint in soho now mate..it's plain old Accy.;)

garinda 14-03-2009 19:04

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 692495)
:D..sponsored by "winkle picking"...you aint in soho now mate..it's plain old Accy.;)

There aren't many opening for winkle pickers in Accy, though there are quite a few in Morecambe Bay, near where the toilets are that inspired this thread.;)

:D

Neil 14-03-2009 19:42

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 692468)
.....the public loos on the coast should be sponsored by the winkle picking industry.
After all, no raw sewage, no tasty seafood.

They do say you are what you eat. Do you like a nice winkle in your mouth?

Margaret Pilkington 14-03-2009 20:11

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 692468)
With most seaside councils still pumping the poop into the sea, perhaps the public loos on the coast should be sponsored by the winkle picking industry.

After all, no raw sewage, no tasty seafood.

:D

That just reminds me why I don't eat seafood ........yuk!

Lilly 14-03-2009 22:06

Re: How come fellas go free?
 
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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 692335)
They have the same toilet facilities at Fleetwood - men free - women 20p
It is probably due to the fact that the unattended portacabin style loos can operate without staff, but that ladies loos have a bin facility that does need a person to attend to empty it. That emptying is usually contracted out to a sanitary bin emptying specialist.

I think that'll be the reason, Margaret.

It's the same in Blackpool.......men free, ladies 20p. They have an attendant in the ladies toilets.

20p for a wee eh? What happened to spending a penny? :D

Benipete 15-03-2009 12:55

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 692368)
Well that's true ema, that's what I thought when I went to watch Liverpool in the 70s and went on the Kop, we waited for the crown to disappear at the end and you'd be surprised just how many toilets people had found on the terraces:D

I was at a football match and the guy in front said he was bursting for a pee.I told him to pee in the persons pocket in front of him.Won't he notice he said .

I replied ,well you didn't.:drunk::D


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