Prostitute paid in 'crisps'
 

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Prostitute paid in crisps



A prostitute in Oklahoma was so desperate for business that she was caught having sex with a man in exchange for a box of crisps.
Police followed Lahoma Smith's vehicle and discovered her and a man engaged in sexual activity inside.
She told officers that the man asked for her sex but did not have and cash so they struck a deal by which he gave her the crisps.

:rolleyes: honestly, some folk hey

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Well she's already got the protein covered, so crisps for carbohydrates probably makes sense...

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They didn’t have to be ready salted either.

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How times change, before penicillin these ladies supplied their own crisps!

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Oh bloody hell.....I've missed you wit Less. :D

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Sure I can remember something where you exchanged nuts for crisps, but its not the over 18s:D

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During the war they were just glad of a warm drink.:eek::eek:

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Your a bram pot Beni:D

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Hmm, I wonder what I can get for a packet of barbecue flavour crisps? :D

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I got that text AGAIN today.:)

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i hope they weren't Hedgehog crisps :D

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wow i didnt think it was possible to feel sick and laugh my ass off in reading one thread lol

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seems a fair deal to me...a box of crisps must be about 20 bags..even at retail price it must be cheaper than half a lager n' lime :D

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was she a big girl.

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if she wasnt before she sure is now

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"Your worships he was driving around the red light district with a box of crisps clearly visible on the front seat of his car"

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Don't get this .. :confused: Will someone please P.M. me to explain, and may not be fit for open reading ... :D

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STI's Kate

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Aaaagh... was thinking along those lines, thanks. LESS !! .... that was disgusting. :eek:

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More like pork scratchings :eek:

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You have first hand knowledge of them do you Neil ? :D

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You can fight those off with Marmite flavoured crisps :D

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*puts down the cheese doritos*

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and the Hedgehog..and the beaver n otter!

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its ok Emma, i knew what you where on about, even if Mancie didnt lol

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If you mean pork scratchings then yes I do like them. If you are referring to a women with crispy genitals then the answer would be no, I have never been with a woman from Church :rolleyes::D

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I hope she chewed them properly.

If she swallowed she wouldn't get the full benefit.

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Thats probably the 1st n last time ya'll see a bloke typing that! :D