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Old 29-06-2009, 10:46   #1
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Prostitute paid in 'crisps'

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Prostitute paid in crisps



A prostitute in Oklahoma was so desperate for business that she was caught having sex with a man in exchange for a box of crisps.
Police followed Lahoma Smith's vehicle and discovered her and a man engaged in sexual activity inside.
She told officers that the man asked for her sex but did not have and cash so they struck a deal by which he gave her the crisps.






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Old 29-06-2009, 11:28   #2
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Re: Prostitute paid in 'crisps'

Well she's already got the protein covered, so crisps for carbohydrates probably makes sense...
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Old 29-06-2009, 11:53   #3
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They didn’t have to be ready salted either.
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Old 29-06-2009, 14:20   #4
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How times change, before penicillin these ladies supplied their own crisps!

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Old 29-06-2009, 14:34   #5
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How times change, before penicillin these ladies supplied their own crisps!


Oh bloody hell.....I've missed you wit Less.
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Old 30-06-2009, 09:29   #6
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Re: Prostitute paid in 'crisps'

Sure I can remember something where you exchanged nuts for crisps, but its not the over 18s
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Old 30-06-2009, 09:35   #7
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During the war they were just glad of a warm drink.
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Old 30-06-2009, 10:36   #8
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During the war they were just glad of a warm drink.
Your a bram pot Beni
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Old 30-06-2009, 22:09   #9
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Hmm, I wonder what I can get for a packet of barbecue flavour crisps?
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Old 30-06-2009, 22:19   #10
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During the war they were just glad of a warm drink.
I got that text AGAIN today.
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Old 30-06-2009, 22:44   #11
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i hope they weren't Hedgehog crisps
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Old 30-06-2009, 23:27   #12
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wow i didnt think it was possible to feel sick and laugh my ass off in reading one thread lol
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:07   #13
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seems a fair deal to me...a box of crisps must be about 20 bags..even at retail price it must be cheaper than half a lager n' lime
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:27   #14
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was she a big girl.
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Old 02-07-2009, 13:06   #15
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if she wasnt before she sure is now
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