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garinda 25-03-2010 14:42

Re: Shock Horror Exclusive, Drunken Nights Of Labour Candidate
 
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Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 800149)
A nice bit of investigative journalism going on here. If you had bothered to check your facts you would find I was suffering from Beardus Elongata at the time and the most commonly used remedy was Special Brew. Unfortunately, the local apothecary could only supply me with a palliative known as 'cabernet sauvignon'.

This thread is typical of the gutter press we prospective candidates can expect these days in simply trying to serve our country.

Oi!

You're not meant to have a sense of humour, but are supposed to stamp your feet, and shout that you're being picked on.

Come on, play the political game Ken.

Ken Moss 25-03-2010 14:45

Re: Shock Horror Exclusive, Drunken Nights Of Labour Candidate
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 800154)
Oi!

You're not meant to have a sense of humour, but are supposed to stamp your feet, and shout that you're being picked on.

Come on, play the political game Ken.

Erm....it's those pesky Tories again?

Karen Buckley?

Less 25-03-2010 14:52

Re: Shock Horror Exclusive, Drunken Nights Of Labour Candidate
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 800149)
A nice bit of investigative journalism going on here. If you had bothered to check your facts you would find I was suffering from Beardus Elongata at the time and the only known palliative was Special Brew.

This thread is typical of the gutter press we prospective candidates can expect these days in simply trying to serve our country.

All together now, Children...

Oh, no it isn't!

Sorry what was that? I can't hear you.

Oh, no it isn't!

Now, Now, Kiddies if you want a free orange and a black eye from the boiled sweets I'll throw, this time with Gusto!

Oh, no it isn't!

You see, Politics is only a good old fashioned farce, what our readers expect and get is the traditional British,
Pantomime!
Now where is that naughty, thigh, slapping rindy? I must get him to shave, the fourth pair of tights he's gone through and he's not even wearing any!
:thankya:






garinda 25-03-2010 14:58

Re: Shock Horror Exclusive, Drunken Nights Of Labour Candidate
 
Someone's just asking for the incredible rudeness to be increased, until they're forced to cry foul, and have a little sulk, and cry that life's just not bloomin' fair, when things don't go your way.

:D

Ken Moss 25-03-2010 15:07

Re: Shock Horror Exclusive, Drunken Nights Of Labour Candidate
 
Andrewb! Andrewb! I am being cruelly harangued!

A pox on this thin skin of mine, and me with political intentions too.

garinda 25-03-2010 15:09

Re: Shock Horror Exclusive, Drunken Nights Of Labour Candidate
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 800182)
Andrewb! Andrewb! I am being cruelly harangued!

A pox on this thin skin of mine, and me with political intentions too.

Phew.

Thank goodness. I thought you'd never crack.

Less 25-03-2010 15:15

Re: Shock Horror Exclusive, Drunken Nights Of Labour Candidate
 
Less, stands thumb in mouth alternately placing the weight from one foot t' tother as if about to wet himself and murmurs, "Even in a satirical thread is there no rest from all this political hype?".

:(

garinda 25-03-2010 15:20

Re: Shock Horror Exclusive, Drunken Nights Of Labour Candidate
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 800192)
Less, stands thumb in mouth alternately placing the weight from one foot t' tother as if about to wet himself and murmurs, "Even in a satirical thread is there no rest from all this political hype?".

:(


Just enjoy the moment.

I thought we were going have to do that Benny Hill, slappy head thing, before he gave in to the cruel, bullying jibes.

He's ruined now.

Who's going to vote for anyone with even the smallest sense of humour?

Victory is ours.


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