Spoonerisms.
 

spoon·er·ism (sphttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/oomacr.gifhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifnhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gif-rhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ibreve.gifzhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/lprime.gifhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gifm)n. A transposition of sounds of two or more words, especially a ludicrous one, such as Let me sew you to your sheet for Let me show you to your seat.



Being a little bit tapped in the head, I often amuse myself by making silly spoonerisms, my favourites being the names of celebrities.

They sometimes don't work as well when written down, as they do when you say them outloud.

So if you'd like to share any you can think of, you can write them as they'd be said.

Here's a few of my favoutite celebrity spoonerist names....


Wicky Rittle.

Viana Dickers.

Dorville and Tean.

Ricky Mork.

Bait Cush.

Dasha Cyst-Elle.

Lonnie Bangford.

Lou Sawley.

Hebbie Derry.

Kill Blinton.

Anymore loonies have any to add?

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Just thought of another, though this one's only a celebrity on Accy Web.

Lee Teeth.

:D

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tlashy fart :eek:

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muttons bum

mash can

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Oh, Mutton's bum....PMSL, genuinely!!!!!

Good one.


:p:p:p

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Hate Kecks.

:D

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Derna Bet.

(Only 'cause I saw you were reading the thread! x)

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Another AW one.

Min Tunkey.

:D

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Marinda Gartin.

I think that one co-starred with Custer Beaton in an old silent movie.

:D

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Gill Bates - Tike Mod - One Jane - Brussell Rand - Sperry Jinger - Boney Tennett - and my favourite - Booze n'soil :)

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Love 'em, especially the last one.

:p

Another, for anyone who watches BBC Saturday evening TV.

Me lead.

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the classic - Burly Chassis
I always call her that nowadays.

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'The' classic.

Granny C can't even remember what her original name was.

:p:D

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Just a wander what was the language used by, forgot his first name his surname was Unwyn , he used to talk gibberish , but was very funny

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It was Stanley Unwin
The World of Stanley Unwin