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Old 27-03-2010, 16:11   #1
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Spoonerisms.

spoon·er·ism (spn-rzm)n. A transposition of sounds of two or more words, especially a ludicrous one, such as Let me sew you to your sheet for Let me show you to your seat.



Being a little bit tapped in the head, I often amuse myself by making silly spoonerisms, my favourites being the names of celebrities.

They sometimes don't work as well when written down, as they do when you say them outloud.

So if you'd like to share any you can think of, you can write them as they'd be said.

Here's a few of my favoutite celebrity spoonerist names....


Wicky Rittle.

Viana Dickers.

Dorville and Tean.

Ricky Mork.

Bait Cush.

Dasha Cyst-Elle.

Lonnie Bangford.

Lou Sawley.

Hebbie Derry.

Kill Blinton.

Anymore loonies have any to add?
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Old 27-03-2010, 16:14   #2
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Re: Spoonerisms.

Just thought of another, though this one's only a celebrity on Accy Web.

Lee Teeth.

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Old 27-03-2010, 16:19   #3
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Re: Spoonerisms.

tlashy fart
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Old 27-03-2010, 16:20   #4
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Re: Spoonerisms.

muttons bum

mash can
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Old 27-03-2010, 16:42   #5
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Re: Spoonerisms.

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muttons bum

mash can

Oh, Mutton's bum....PMSL, genuinely!!!!!

Good one.


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Old 27-03-2010, 16:46   #6
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Re: Spoonerisms.

Hate Kecks.

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Old 27-03-2010, 16:48   #7
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Re: Spoonerisms.

Derna Bet.

(Only 'cause I saw you were reading the thread! x)
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Old 27-03-2010, 16:51   #8
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Re: Spoonerisms.

Another AW one.

Min Tunkey.

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Old 27-03-2010, 16:53   #9
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Re: Spoonerisms.

Marinda Gartin.

I think that one co-starred with Custer Beaton in an old silent movie.

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Old 27-03-2010, 18:24   #10
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Re: Spoonerisms.

Gill Bates - Tike Mod - One Jane - Brussell Rand - Sperry Jinger - Boney Tennett - and my favourite - Booze n'soil
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Old 27-03-2010, 23:24   #11
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Gill Bates - Tike Mod - One Jane - Brussell Rand - Sperry Jinger - Boney Tennett - and my favourite - Booze n'soil
Love 'em, especially the last one.



Another, for anyone who watches BBC Saturday evening TV.

Me lead.
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Old 28-03-2010, 09:02   #12
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Re: Spoonerisms.

the classic - Burly Chassis
I always call her that nowadays.
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Old 28-03-2010, 09:04   #13
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the classic - Burly Chassis
I always call her that nowadays.
'The' classic.

Granny C can't even remember what her original name was.

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Old 28-03-2010, 09:36   #14
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Re: Spoonerisms.

Just a wander what was the language used by, forgot his first name his surname was Unwyn , he used to talk gibberish , but was very funny
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Old 28-03-2010, 09:38   #15
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Just a wander what was the language used by, forgot his first name his surname was Unwyn , he used to talk gibberish , but was very funny
It was Stanley Unwin
The World of Stanley Unwin
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