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n. A transposition of sounds of two or more words, especially a ludicrous one, such as
Let me sew you to your sheet for
Let me show you to your seat.
Being a little bit tapped in the head, I often amuse myself by making silly spoonerisms, my favourites being the names of celebrities.
They sometimes don't work as well when written down, as they do when you say them outloud.
So if you'd like to share any you can think of, you can write them as they'd be said.
Here's a few of my favoutite celebrity spoonerist names....
Wicky Rittle.
Viana Dickers.
Dorville and Tean.
Ricky Mork.
Bait Cush.
Dasha Cyst-Elle.
Lonnie Bangford.
Lou Sawley.
Hebbie Derry.
Kill Blinton.
Anymore loonies have any to add?