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'erindoors 02-07-2010 13:26

Better make sure you unplug your shreeder before trying to unblock it!
 
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(ok, that's meant to say 'shredder'!! lol)

Anyway....... Ewwww!

Bob97531 02-07-2010 13:45

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Ouch, thats gonna need a plaster or two !!!

Barrie Yates 02-07-2010 16:21

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People who have difficulty reading instruction manuals, are too lazy to read them, or who are plain stupid should not be allowed to play with mechanical/electrical toys.

jaysay 02-07-2010 16:37

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 825905)
People who have difficulty reading instruction manuals, are too lazy to read them, or who are plain stupid should not be allowed to play with mechanical/electrical toys.

So that puts me, thee and cashy out of the equation then Barrie:D

DaveinGermany 02-07-2010 17:48

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 825905)
People who have difficulty reading instruction manuals, are too lazy to read them, or who are plain stupid should not be allowed to play with mechanical/electrical toys.

I'm sure the Girls will consider that to be half the population then !! :D & that being the half with their Brains below the waistline. (We might as well get it in now before some of our more astute ladies pick up on this one) :do-one:

cashman 02-07-2010 17:54

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 825905)
People who have difficulty reading instruction manuals, are too lazy to read them, or who are plain stupid should not be allowed to play with mechanical/electrical toys.

Don't be so rotten Barrie, if that were the case we wouldn't have threads like this to laugh at the numpties.:D

Mancie 02-07-2010 21:50

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It brings to mind the old Kung Fu saying "Grasshopper.. never walk on broken glass with bare foot ""... maybe it could be updated to "don't stick yer hand in a shredder..you plonker" :D

steeljack 03-07-2010 01:28

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 825905)
People who have difficulty reading instruction manuals, are too lazy to read them, or who are plain stupid should not be allowed to play with mechanical/electrical toys.

Real Men don't need no instruction manuals and maps, nor do we need to ask for directions ( forget GPS thats for little girly boys to find the nearest Latte Mocchino outlet ) Real Men had Mecano sets as kids and joined the Cub Scouts .
We also have the credo ....Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die ;) ;) :D

Barrie Yates 03-07-2010 07:02

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 825914)
So that puts me, thee and cashy out of the equation then Barrie:D

I could think of a few more to be included in this category, not necessarily lazy or dyslexic.:D

Barrie Yates 03-07-2010 07:04

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Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 826007)
Real Men don't need no instruction manuals and maps, nor do we need to ask for directions ( forget GPS thats for little girly boys to find the nearest Latte Mocchino outlet ) Real Men had Mecano sets as kids and joined the Cub Scouts .
We also have the credo ....Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die ;) ;) :D

Careful Steelie or one of the other side will comment that we have to do the same job over and over again, day after day - unless you grow a beard that is:D:D

steeljack 03-07-2010 07:47

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 826018)
Careful Steelie or one of the other side will comment that we have to do the same job over and over again, day after day - unless you grow a beard that is:D:D

Am I telling the truth or not ... come on admit it , you know I'm right ;)

jaysay 03-07-2010 09:15

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 826017)
I could think of a few more to be included in this category, not necessarily lazy or dyslexic.:D

So can I Barrie but I daren't mention them on here for fear of my life:D:D:D

mattylad 03-07-2010 09:35

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Ouch!

MargaretR 03-07-2010 10:15

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My shredder 'died' recently, and I have replaced it with shredder scissors.

katex 03-07-2010 10:51

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 826090)
My shredder 'died' recently, and I have replaced it with shredder scissors.


Can you now put this in your paper recycling sack Margaret ?
Know at one time the council wouldn't take it (as such) due to not having the machinery to deal with it.

That picture knocked me sick. Jeeez.


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