Better make sure you unplug your shreeder before trying to unblock it!
 

(ok, that's meant to say 'shredder'!! lol)

Anyway....... Ewwww!

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Ouch, thats gonna need a plaster or two !!!

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People who have difficulty reading instruction manuals, are too lazy to read them, or who are plain stupid should not be allowed to play with mechanical/electrical toys.

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So that puts me, thee and cashy out of the equation then Barrie:D

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I'm sure the Girls will consider that to be half the population then !! :D & that being the half with their Brains below the waistline. (We might as well get it in now before some of our more astute ladies pick up on this one) :do-one:

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Don't be so rotten Barrie, if that were the case we wouldn't have threads like this to laugh at the numpties.:D

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It brings to mind the old Kung Fu saying "Grasshopper.. never walk on broken glass with bare foot ""... maybe it could be updated to "don't stick yer hand in a shredder..you plonker" :D

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Real Men don't need no instruction manuals and maps, nor do we need to ask for directions ( forget GPS thats for little girly boys to find the nearest Latte Mocchino outlet ) Real Men had Mecano sets as kids and joined the Cub Scouts .
We also have the credo ....Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die ;) ;) :D

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I could think of a few more to be included in this category, not necessarily lazy or dyslexic.:D

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Careful Steelie or one of the other side will comment that we have to do the same job over and over again, day after day - unless you grow a beard that is:D:D

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Am I telling the truth or not ... come on admit it , you know I'm right ;)

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So can I Barrie but I daren't mention them on here for fear of my life:D:D:D

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Ouch!

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My shredder 'died' recently, and I have replaced it with shredder scissors.

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Can you now put this in your paper recycling sack Margaret ?
Know at one time the council wouldn't take it (as such) due to not having the machinery to deal with it.

That picture knocked me sick. Jeeez.