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garinda

10-03-2011 17:30

Re: The Sanctuary.

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 890786)

Do I need a passport to get in here:confused:

No.

Open border policy for you.

Come in.

Just shake the snow off your boots, and introduce us to the moose.

:D

jaysay

10-03-2011 17:47

Re: The Sanctuary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 890786)

Do I need a passport to get in here:confused:

No Eric its not over 18, which of course you don't qualify:D we have to keep the young uns out:rolleyes::rolleyes:

heth	10-03-2011 17:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 890786)

Do I need a passport to get in here:confused:

Come on in, Dave will get you a Pear Perry ;)

oi Dave did I say it right then????

Eric	10-03-2011 17:53

Re: The Sanctuary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 890795)

No.

Open border policy for you.

Come in.

Just shake the snow off your boots, and introduce us to the moose.

:D

Snow shaken and my igloo is finally melting ... the moose is on the menu ... along with the Chateaux Porch Climber (February, a great month!) ... :alright: Now all I have to do is wash the baby seal blood off my hands and think of something profound to say ... but first, a libation, Fireball whiskey from the freezer and a bottle of Molson Canadian as a chaser: I'm feeling ethnic:)

garinda

10-03-2011 18:19

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 890814)

I'm afraid as an ethnic minority you won't get any preferential treatment in here.

Well there is the Self-confidence through beading course for ethnic minorities, if you want to sign up for that.

Though it'll be much more enjoyable if you stay here with everyone else, and join in the fun.

:D

Eric	10-03-2011 18:26

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 890831)

Self-confidence through beading I will leave to my First Nations' friends ... maybe I could sell some mukluks on the side ... if the food is bad in here, you can always chew on them ... As a minority I could sign up for "Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus": very popular with some of my neighbours. Time for another drink and a bong:alright: Looks like I might be listening to my favorite drinking song: "I Fought the Floor, and the Floor Won."

DaveinGermany

10-03-2011 19:52

Re: The Sanctuary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 890795)

and introduce us to the moose.:D

Whoops not such a good idea, I think I know her (just hope she doesn't remember me :eek:)

Quote:

Originally Posted by heth (Post 890811)

Come on in, Dave will get you a Pear Perry ;)

oi Dave did I say it right then????

Tsk ! It'll do I suppose, there's just no changing some folk ! :s_aim1:

As to Eric, he doesn't strike me as the "Pear Cider" :rolleyes: drinking type. Possibly some "Thar ol' Bardgers Ar'soles", Farmhouse Scrumpy with all the bits in it Cider seems more likely & it's made from Apples ...... mostly ! :D

Less	10-03-2011 20:07

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 890831)

Well there is the Self-confidence through beading course for ethnic minorities, if you want to sign up for that.

Darn! these foreigners coming over here and stealing our glaziers jobs.
:(

Eric	10-03-2011 21:20

Re: The Sanctuary.

:hidewall:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 890860)

Whoops not such a good idea, I think I know her (just hope she doesn't remember me :eek:)

Tsk ! It'll do I suppose, there's just no changing some folk ! :s_aim1:

As to Eric, he doesn't strike me as the "Pear Cider" :rolleyes: drinking type. Possibly some "Thar ol' Bardgers Ar'soles", Farmhouse Scrumpy with all the bits in it Cider seems more likely & it's made from Apples ...... mostly ! :D

Nah ... hard liquor chased by strong beer:alright: Or Red Stripe and ganja.:D Cider is a sissy drink, unless of course you add white lightning or Alcool. Buddy of mine has a still in the woods north of '7 ... inbred country. Don't drink his prime hooch in front of a fire, or there goes your living room in a loud bang and a cloud of smoke.... Come to think of it, all you need is a pressure cooker, some copper tubing, a cold water tap and you can make a mind blowing, liver destroying brew in no time at all.:drunk: After that any broad looks good ... I ain't met a girl I can't drink pretty:eek::hidewall:

shillelagh

10-03-2011 23:19

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whats the non alcoholic drinks like ..... well the question is ... do you have non alcoholic drinks ..... or is it a case of no we dont serve em .. so i have to go and bug mick in the calm room .....:D:D:D

Less	11-03-2011 06:16

Re: The Sanctuary.

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 890936)

Yeah you go get him girl, he just won't come out for me, I even put him a saucer of milk down, he won't budge.

heth	11-03-2011 06:41

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Well another day has dawned, everyone alreet? :D

Has Mick come out yet?

Neil	11-03-2011 06:50

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 890951)

Yeah you go get him girl, he just won't come out for me, I even put him a saucer of milk down, he won't budge.

If I close the thread will he be stuck in there forever? :D

flashy

11-03-2011 15:24

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if anyones serving i will have a large bottle of Bacardi...bring it to my table, i'll be the one in the corner calming herself down...no glass needed, i'll drink it from the bottle

Gremlin

11-03-2011 19:31

Re: The Sanctuary.

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 890043)

cos there's not enough decent looking men on here to make it a knocking shop ;)

Will I do?

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...nShot006-1.jpg

flashy

12-03-2011 07:19

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Lol

heth	12-03-2011 07:21

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Nice swimsuit!!! :D

So come on Flashy is this a fella you would go for??!! Dont know where he would keep his wallet though!! ;)

flashy

12-03-2011 08:29

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maybe if i was 50 years older Heth

Less	12-03-2011 08:34

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 891103)

Nice swimsuit!!! :D

So come on Flashy is this a fella you would go for??!! Dont know where he would keep his wallet though!! ;)

Now we know who gave Linford the idea for the 'lunchbox'.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...nShot006-1.jpg
http://www.octopussybar.com/Pictures/Linford.jpg

jaysay

12-03-2011 08:48

Re: The Sanctuary.

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 891126)

Now we know who gave Linford the idea for the 'lunchbox'.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...nShot006-1.jpg
http://www.octopussybar.com/Pictures/Linford.jpg

I knew a chap that was a club singer who used a rolled up sock for special effect Less:D

heth	12-03-2011 08:55

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 891135)

I knew a chap that was a club singer who used a rolled up sock for special effect Less:D

Not so good if he pulled though :D

Less	12-03-2011 09:10

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Originally Posted by heth (Post 891139)

Not so good if he pulled though :D

If she is a lady, she won't comment, she will just quietly put the tissues she had tucked in her bra next to the socks, lie back and think of England.
:D

heth	12-03-2011 09:19

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 891147)

If she is a lady, she won't comment, she will just quietly put the tissues she had tucked in her bra next to the socks, lie back and think of England.
:D

:rofl38: That is very true Less actually!!

DaveinGermany

25-03-2011 10:08

Re: The Sanctuary.

Definitely quieter in here than in the so called calm room, at least a fella can get a pint & a bit of quiet away from the present madding crowd over the way there. :D

Gee gee's on the box, a paper & a bevvy, nice !

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