The Sanctuary.
 

Feeling a little confused, and don't want to break any rules?

Have no worry.

Help is at hand.

Welcome to The Sanctuary.

As long as forum rules are not broken, you can be as daft, off topic, and chatty as you like, in the safe confines of this thread.

The Sanctuary welcomes chat on any topic, be it serious or silly, and nothing will be off thread, because there is no particular topic.

Sorry about the decoration in The Sanctuary.

I went for a retro look, in the hope that it all feels a bit like 'the old days'.

Enjoy.

Oh and if the virtual jacuzzi starts boiling, just pull the emergency cord and I'll be in with a bucket of ice cubes.

:D

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do we have a bar?

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Bar, ashtray, table service?

You ask, you get.

Though I would ask that swimming costumes are worn in the spa area, at least before 9pm.

;)

:D

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i require 2 male strippers dancing on the bar tonight please Mr G...stock up on the Bacardi and diet coke....and get in plenty of ice.....Flashy loves ice :D

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Ya want them long or short?

Glasses!

For your drinks!

You rude girl.

:D

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long every time .... long lasts longer, more to drink and all that

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Any particular era of swimwear?

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Long it is then....and your strippers?

Mick can't stay late, because he's always up early, but Less you can have all night.

If they're suitable.

I do have a few more in the stable.

Though that doesn't mean they're horses.

;)

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i think some of the fella's on here might be better sticking to the 'all-in-one' era

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No, as long as it's fairly decent.

Do keep in mind Victorian types were knitted from wool, and stretch when wet, so may becaome a little loose around the snooker room.

:eek::D

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All in one night, or Greedy Girls Special, as we advertise it, starts at 10pm on Wednesdays.

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Less falls off things too easily, i've witnessed that first hand, i don't think a bar would be a good thing for him

someone over 6ft would be preferable please

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Frozen chest problems ?:D:D:D:D

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i have to wait till WEDNESDAY? huh

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I always thought that type of swimwear was called Mansion House swimwear.......plenty of ballroom, as opposed to council house swimwear.......no ballroom and the privy round the back.:D

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Will there be a full set of balls in the snooker room G:D
Ho will those little blue pills be readily available too:cool:

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:eek: lol

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Will there be group therapy confession sessions for those who have strayed, starting with "I am a ........." ?:D

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now John........no drugs allowed...if you want to sleep you can go home to your own bed :D

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:eek: it's not a knocking shop :eek:

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Why not?:D

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cos there's not enough decent looking men on here to make it a knocking shop ;)

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You can start your first confession about being a BlackburnWebber :p

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Yes of course.

Quiet!

Grab a chair, and form a circle.

Katex's is going to reveal all.

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

:D

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Or pop over the border to BW.

:D

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That's a good 'un........just knew you would have a smart come back:D.
Bw,,,that's the place to get some sleep...if you don't like your own bed......I'm sure JB will shove up a bit and make room for John:rolleyes:.

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pmsl...i was talking to someone about Bw earlier, it's where all the accyweb rejects retire to isn't it?

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Now I'm getting mixed visions.

Morcambe and Wise, tucked up in bed, but looking like Cleggy and Compo.

I'll not sleep now.

:eek::D:eek:

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Yeh but those places are great fer those wi NO sense of humour.:rolleyes:

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It's a spin-off.

Accy Web is Friends.

Blackburn Web is Joey.

:D

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just almost pee'd my panties reading that

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Katex has a sense of humour.

She was given a saucy nurse's uniform, and just pops over there to do missionary work.

When I say missionary work, I mean handing out medicines etc.
Not that she's legs akimbo.

:eek::D:eek:

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I can't wait, I might even stay awake and wait for the revelations

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will someone PLEEEEEEEEEEASE pour me a drink, i'm thirsty

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Good.

Coughs and wheezes spread diseases.

:s_pfff:

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Drink !!!! Bartender !!!

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A large one coming up, with your name on it.

Two seconds.

The tattooist has almost finished.

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i fancy something much bigger today please, something with plenty in it, but i may need a bib so i don't spill it all over my top

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Is he writing the name of that famous Welsh railway station I cant pronounce on it?

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Are Dogs allowed ?

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depends what their husbands are like

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yeh mean Rhyl?:D never mind ye will get there eventually.:D

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If it is, it'll be going around it........oooh, about 10 times !

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By the way, sorry about the delay with your stripper.

Apparently he's been caught by the fuzz.

So it's going to be a close shave.

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As long as they don't lick the balls.....oops, I really meant bowls....you know the ones with the peanuts and cashews in them :rolleyes:

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ouch

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Actually I was going to ask Jordan round :eek: Or would that be seen as to trashy for this establishment ? :D

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Maybe John could let you have some of those blue pills........maybe then you'll drift off peacefully to Dreamland.......as long as you don't wake up in BW:eek:

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That word should be banned.J*****,:eek:

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Ooh posh ! Free nuts, definitely not a Jordan Pub then. ;)

Hey Cashy, censor free zone remember. :s_aim1:

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Panties?........Panties! what happened to good old knickers?

Anyway, you will pee your panties, I've seen the bartender bringing your drinks in a bucket! ......:D

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Is Quasi going to be in tonight ? Only I heard as he's got a bad back ! :D (Believe me, they won't get any better)

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hahahaha my kinda drink

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His front's not much better either:D.

(well, it made me laugh)

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This is just how Accyweb used to be back in the good old days......quick fire repartee.

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In fact ...... Yeah I think that's him nursing a pint in the gloom at the end of the bar, can't be 100%, but his face rings a bell ! :thankya:

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b-boom, as basil brush used to say!

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Almost, I am a good boy these days :rolleyes::D

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Well I've just been & had a chat with Quasi, so he feels part of the crowd like, but he's definitely got the hump about something. :idunno:

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Well, you would say that wouldn't you?
any proof?

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On second thoughts I think I cause more trouble now than I used to do :rolleyes::D

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i am gonna write this very slowly, as i know you cannot read fast, give us a malt whiskey.

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I'll have a large one please, only pour it slowly as I can't drink fast :thankya::thankya:

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I've been on a whiskey diet, I'm doing really well. I've lost 3 days already

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Blimey, whisky seems to be a popular tipple.

Seeing as it is I've just booked Jimmy Krankie for later in the month.

You'll be able to enjoy a taster session with the wee man.

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Its a Santuray and its in anything goes Shaz:D

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And we could be here for some time:rolleyes::D

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Seem to remember your a member on there too Shaz:rolleyes:

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Sorry its too noisy in here i prefer the Calm room,
much more to my liking quiet nice colour and Serene aaaaaaaaaaaaah

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Well if he does drop off they'll stop him falling out of bed;)

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Or any older either:rolleyes:

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Some say too good:p

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don't know what you mean John:rolleyes:.

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I know Margaret you've led a very sheltered life:rolleyes:

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Well, feeling a little upbeat as the Lads have had a good result tonight & I've even brought some Pancakes that we had left over for those of you that didn't get any, home made too ! :) Dig in !

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Lent ******.

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No, I said you could have them. :)

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All this shouting and language:p:eek:
Oh its far to noisy in here going back to my quiet corner in the calm room bye all

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Incidentally, taking of Lent and tossing, Flashy's strippers have just turned up.

The ones who were caught by the fuzz, for speeding.

Sorry they're so late, but can I introduce real life twins... Len T. and his brother Ben T.

Enjoy.

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awwww you shouldn't have Gaz......you REALLY shouldn't have

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Sorry. Not up to much, were they?

I've told 'em they're sacked.

I'll get you another couple of free drinks.

At least they'll be two long ones.

:D

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i'll have 2 green tea's thanx

bit early for anything longer

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No trouble.

Here you are hun. x

T T

:D

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awww shucks...fanx

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This could possibly be the reason the strippers were late, one had another performance already booked
YouTube - Funny Football Streaker Gets Rugby Tackled At Havant & Waterlooville v Dorchester Match Full Clip

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Be Carefull Jaysay this is not the 18s section
we have children on here

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Saw it on the news mick, never shows out, just a numpty making a clown of himself

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Todays dragging, can I please have a pint of Gaymer's Pear Cider to get me through the next hour?

:D :D :D

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Sorry, the barrel needs changing, and I'm by myself.

Will Lezzermer's Pear Cider be ok?

:D

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please could i order a good looking male masseuse G, i have a hurty back

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OWT WILL DO AT MO!!!! :D

If its cold and wet I am on it!!! ;)

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Pear cider is rank. Asda were doing 2 boxes of 6 bottles each of real full size Magners for £12. Pound a pint :D

I do like having a big fridge

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S'cuse me you old begger if everyone liked the same things life would be bleeding boring!!!! :p
I am also partial to a vodka or white/rose wine, pear cider is just to get me going!!! :p

Guess you have just woke up then? You hungry? :D

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People please a little decorum ! Perry, if you please ! Cider is made from Apples, if the same process is used for making a refreshing & alcoholic beverage from Pears it's Perry. :) I don't know, I blame the advertisers I do, no respect nowadays for our fine alcoholic traditions & heritage !. :rolleyes:

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Dave does Kevin come along aswell? :p

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Not if he's under 18 Heth. :D

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But they only go large when they are together!!! :D:p:D

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:eek: :eek: Shocking !!!! The mind boggles :confused: :confused: I tell you what, I'll get you a "Pear Cider" then :rolleyes: ....... :bangh8:

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"Kevin and Perry go Large" the film I meant???? :eek::hidewall:

Ohhhhh at last someone has fed me drink!!!! :alright: WooooHoooo!!!

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Do I need a passport to get in here:confused: