How can i become a Moderator?
 

I really want to become one!!!.:D:D:D:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Hahaha

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

You don't need to ask "How can I be moderated?" because I delete your posts and threads all the time :D:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Good luck with that one :D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

If this mon is reet i know where there is a shed full.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

If you're a human being you don't qualify :D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Move to outer Mongolia.;):rolleyes:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Yes but i really really want to!!!.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

All the best if you do

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I think your rep power should " BEE " in the green ! yours isn't and never will " BEE " I will make sure of that !

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Thats the best laugh i've had all day, even reading the thread name had me almost wetting myself laughing

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

first yeh gotta become human, then adapt some commonsense.:D

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hahahahahaha ( seriously now, is this guy for real??):cool:

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Brave man you Dave :D

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Forgive me lindsay, but wasn't it just yesterday when you thought we were all being mean to this chap?:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Were you never told as a child...'want to's never get to'.......?

I think you have two hopes here.......NO hope and Bob Hope(and Bob Hope is dead, so does that give you a clue?).

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I think it may be fun, he certainly knows how to get your attention already!
Yay....... Bee to moderate!!

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Sorry Bee i have moved your thread as General chat is for Serious discussions only
But if your serious about being a mod there are a few things you have to be able to do
1) strike a match on tripe
2) make a hot brew in a chocolate teapot
3) knit fog
4) put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it
5) Drink pint for pint with the site owner

if you can do all this while juggling site members complaints at the same time then we might think about it.
If you would like to demonstrate your skills there is always a group of us in the Railway Public house in Accy on Saturday's between 12-2-30pm just pop in .

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Doesn't this confirm that the guy's a wind up merchant ? And by the looks of it he's doing pretty well too ! :rolleyes: :) What's that old saying "feed a cold, starve a troll ?" stop chucking it things & it goes back under its bridge to sulk.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

1) strike a match on tripe

I can do that.

2) make a hot brew in a chocolate teapot

Done that, (dribbled the brew down my quality T'shirt from Lancsdaves).

3) knit fog

I learnt how to do that in the Market Hall.

4) put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it

Can put a whole packet in sideways and not even swallowed until they had all dissolved.

5) Drink pint for pint with the site owner

Oh Now come on...

I've tried many times, but that one is even beyond Tom Cruise!
:cool:

Bring plenty of money, you'll need it.
:alc::thepint::cheers:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Give it up Less, everyone knows you are Bee, who else could be that annoying :p :D :D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

ours was 'i want, never gets'

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kaboom

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::r ofl38::rofl38:

Why couldn't some one PM me any make me aware of this thread, nearly had an asthma attack I laughed so much, now I know somebodies take the pish:D:D:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Well, I hope due to this attack on my honour that you will be taken before a panel of administrators & moderators then reduced to the ranks and flogged!:eek:

I think you will find that any normal 'moderator' can tell it is not me due to the fact that the I.P. address is completely different to mine.:confused:

As for annoying, take a look in the mirror sometime, you are more like my personal troll than a moderator.
:)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

If every one is so annoyed with this BEE, why don't you all put him on your ignore list, that way no one would read his posts, and who ever it is would disappear, end of problem.
Retlaw

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Sounds like fun
Yes but I know your smarter than the average accywebber when it comes to these things.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

That doesn't mean I would take advantage of any position of trust, unlike a certain moderator.
I wouldn't start a, 'no smoke without fire', idea in other peoples heads at the expense of an innocent member.

In future please don't make unfounded accusations.

You know there are folk on here that believe the worst of everyone.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I thought you had a sense of humour, my mistake sorry.

I know its not you because he is showing his vcard so everyone can see his personal email address. He is a virgin customer and I did not think you could make up your own ntlworld addresses so I assume he is genuine.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I have a sense of humour, but I find it gets a little stretched when a moderator is continually following my posts, deleting them at the slightest whim or making stupid accusations in an attempt to score brownie points, but then, the moderator can say and do as he will, I can't retaliate on the open forum he is protected behind the rules.

P.S. Thank you for giving away site confidentially & mentioning my & his internet provider.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Kin ell Less, Neil wasn't the only person on here who thought it might be you, i thought it was you mucking around too, enough of the slating people, we've had it calm on here for a while, thankyou for clearing up the fact that it ISN'T you but that does not clear any other accywebbers who like to come on here in disguise

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Read what I wrote again, then download his vcard and then you will know how I know his ISP. I never mentioned yours.

What was it you said before. oh yes this

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Now now children, please stop bickering, pick your dummies up and play nicely before auntie Flashy takes your toys off you

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Flashy I don't mind the fact that folk might have thought it was me, but I do object to HIM accusing me, I am fed up with his constant following whenever I am on site.

Which is one of the reasons I don't post as often as I used to.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

He, you claim is a virgin customer, well, it just so happens so am I, (which you as a mod' can easily see at the mod panel), so, I still think you have given away confidentiality.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Less, if you look at what he wrote, he was having a laugh with you, he wasn't accusing anyone, mods follow me around the site all the time deleting my posts (especially when i first joined) it's nothing personal, you are always telling people NOT to get at the mods because they are only doing their job, then you go and do it, now stop being silly

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I make my assumption from his email address the same as everyone else will. You have stated many times you are a virgin customer but I did not say you were at all.

I have given nothing confidential away. I could check from his ip who the owner of them is but I have not. Beside that would only say who the owner of that connection is. I use many as I am sure others do.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I don't think that Less would waste his time creating a youtube account which mainly repeats clips of The Muppet Show.

(despite our differences I do credit him with some intelligence)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

An idea Bee, save up all your pennies, then when you've got enough open your own wed site and you can then moderated to little hearts content, hope this helps in your quest:hehetable

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Would it be acceptable for us to make a request?

Bee, would you please buzz off?

(someone reach me that can of fly spray...it says it is a killer of all flying insects)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Couldn't possibly be another member now could it .. would be breaking site rules and risking a ban :

Using more than One Account
You are only allowed one account per person. AccringtonWeb uses a system to identify when someone is using more than one account and this will end in infractions for the main account and deletion of the others. We may also delete you main account if need be and ban you username completely.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Can't see the problem you lot seem to have with this...41 replies to Bee's post.. whoever he/she is I've not noticed anything that could cause offence... nobody seems to get all leery when more regular members post mudane stuff about seeing a police car spotted on some street and such.;):)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I used to be unaware also when i drank like a fish.:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:Have some green:D:D:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I have just ordered a new batch of these, if anyone thinks they may be in need just pm me and I will send you one

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...1&d=1204903396

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I'll have you know I've been on a diet and stopped drinking... infact in the last 14 days I've lost two weeks! :)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

And after the toys? The spanking, maybe:eek::alright:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I was thinking more a punch on the nose actually ;)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Is having a lobotomy still a prerequisite for becoming a moderator:confused:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I think I'll pass ... I get the sense that you don't pull your punches;):D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

If you had met any of us you would already know the answer to that is yes :D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Weekly :)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Take no notice Bee they are trying to wind you up.:hehetable

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

You a fan of death wish Dave:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

How can you say that Beni, were just giving the lad some sound and meaningful advice;)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

This thread is hysterical. Whoever Bee is, he/she has already won...

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

You need 10,000+ posts and Karma over 2000.

Good Luck.:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Won what ? Nobody even told me there was a competition going on :D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Ok,ok I have stopped laughing now.

Nope there I go again....................hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha :D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

ask neil.:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I answered that before with a yes :D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

missed it understandably i aint had one yet.:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

nah mate you have lost,if yeh think its a contest........its called extracting the urine.:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

There are those who call it something a little stronger that that cashy:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

yeh i know,but unlike me they aint cultured.:alright:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

There's a reply to that somewhere:rolleyes::D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I agree - I just disagree about who's doing the extracting.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I think Bee is winning! The consumption of strong drink by Accywebbers must have shot up, judging by the responses he's creating.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Its quite obvious that you haven't sussed that Bee is a wind up merchant have you;)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I think we've all sussed him ;) I just hope that we're right - if it is a real person I think I might explode...

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I don't think he's a wind up merchant, I think he's real. A frightening thought I know, but just look at his link to his youtube site on his messages. That is the work of a true obsessive! :eek:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

That would be the kind of culture that grows on leftovers in your fridge;):D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

If you are not wasted your day is:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

STRIKE A MATCH ON TRIPE
I can do that
MAKE A HOT BREW ON A CHOCOLATE TEAPOT
I did that (but ruined T-shirt)
KNIT FOG
I learnt that in the Accrington Arndale
PUT A FRUIT PASTEL IN YOUR MOUTH WITHOUT CHEWING IT
I did that (as well)
DRINK PINT FOR PINT WITH THE SITE OWNER
I did that (with tea)

:tongueout

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

No chance for me then, no way can i put a fruit pastel in without chewing it. :D:D:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

So Mick...can I be a Moderator?.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

What qualities do you have that you could bring to the moderation team to make us even better than we are?

I know its a difficult one because we are an awesome team as we are :rolleyes::D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

So, you've passed the first test! Easy, wasn't it.
Each test gets more difficult, wait 'till Neil tells you what the fifteenth is!
So,Neil, test number 2?

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Stop it Gordon, i'm still working on the fruit pastiles!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Can I tell him about test no 2 ?

You have to jump in the air as high as you can , You must stop at your highest point and hold it in the air for 2 full minutes . you will be timed on this so have a light dinner .

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Simples - just take your teeth out

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

and while you are up there you have to tap dance in thin air.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

You forgot to mention, it has to be in front of the Market Hall with 500 witnesses.It would be a shame if Bee did it in private(as I'm sure he can) and Neil wouldn't accept it!

Test No3, Bee, is so difficult you have to be a moderator BEFORE you can take it. That gives you a problem!

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

How about standing on his head while he is up there and closing his eyes until he feels a bump on his head.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Yes, I'm liking this more.:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

I'm not quite that old yet......:hidewall::D:D:D:hidewall:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

If Mick had my sense of humour he would make him a mod just to annoy you lot :P :D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

On a serious note you would have to be known to Mick so why not call into the Railway next Saturday at 12 noon and introduce yourself?

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

yeh forget to say also buy a round as a way of ingratiating himself wi the researchers.:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Done all of them!

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

How do we know you have done them all? Where are your witnesses......videos, pictures?
It is up to you to provide PROOF!

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

My hero!

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

The first thing you have to do is meet Mick to prove you are over 18

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

According to post 74 he's already gone above Mick's head ;)

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

well i reckon bee would make a great moderator.............................in that place Lolly started a thread about the other day,:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Now comes the hard part, you have to drill a hole in your head, and have 1/2 your brain removed.
Thats why it would be difficult for you, as you only have 1/2 a brain to start with.
If you by some miracle you ever did become a moderator, Accy Web might as well shut down.
Retlaw.

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

bee for moderator hes got my vote:):gooddog:

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

Ah but no-one knows him,he could even Bee the infamous Dog Stabber.:D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

rumours are a moderator knows him;):D

Re: How can i become a Moderator?
 

think there unfounded.;)