The answer to mans biggest puzzle
 

The answer to mans biggest puzzle.
Understanding women.
Now on sale at Smiths
Retlaw.

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:(And that's just the 1st volume.
:D

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The book listing the men who were voted good lovers

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wait while he gets to the end and finds out there is no possible answer :D

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That's a list of the men who don't give a damn about how a woman rates his performance, as long as he has fun;)

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there is ..... you just say yes sweetheart/darling/dear to everything she says and do everything she says ...... its that simple :tongueout:tongueout:tongueout

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That's right hon, faking sincerity, the real sure way to get laid;):D

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I'm not exactly sure that a woman's first aim is to get laid.
I think that sometimes men(or at least some men) 'coast' in a relationship.
They forget what the woman in their life is worth.....that in many instances their life would be much poorer without her.

My advice to men would be ...........'even if you think you've won her, don't forget to woo her'. It isn't rocket science.

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Um think the words to Everyday Housewife are very apt really Margaret:rolleyes:

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I have been 'richer' since I gave up men - both emotionally and financially.
Being 'part of a pair' doesn't work for me.

A man needs a woman more than a woman needs a man - fact.
....and you can't say that I haven't given matrimony a fair chance and hard graft.:rolleyes:

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although it appears you failed:rolleyes:;)

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No - they failed

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There's two side to every failure;)

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The one who failed will find consolation in thinking that.

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On Monday, me and him will have been married for 45 yrs......that is no mean feat......it doesn't just 'happen'......it has to be worked at. There are ups and downs in the very best relationships....you have to weather them, and hope that you can learn something in the process.

I believe you are right Margaret when you say that men need us more than we need them.

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Ya so you keep telling us Margaret;):rolleyes::D

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thats why fellas have a left side and a right side ........:tongueout:tongueout:tongueout

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five words every boy should learn....'yes love, you are right'....it would save them so much pain in later life.

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I Didn't know we had a Mythology section on Accy Web ! :D

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Thats a daft solution, do everything she says, women are never of the same mind two days together, & why should men have to obey women anyway.
If things had been left up to women, we would still be living in caves & hunting for food with stone axes.

Tell us one thing that a woman has invented that got us out of the dark ages, and you needn't mention the name Curie, she invented nothing, she was just her husbands lab assistant, that name was used as a sop to the womens movement.
Retlaw.

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No retlaw, not a daft solution....a diplomatic solution is what it is.......My other half tells me(in an argument) I am always right(in a scathing sort of way) but that is only because I usually am(and most times I can prove it with evidence)....and when I'm not right, I hold my hand up and say......but in truth....and the great scheme of things...does it really matter who is right as long as you can rub together in a partnership with a modicum of agreement.

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As to the last bit of the question........Most men who invented things or discovered things had the support of a woman, whether that be their wife, their mother or their mistress......and without that support and encouragement who knows where they would have got to?

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....and every one of them had a mother in order to be.

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Men disappeared into their dens inventing things to get away from women, as for mothers support I remember my mother constantly saying don't do this or don't do that, my daughters the same with the grandson, and like me he takes no notice, and does it any way.
Women are genetically imprinted to nag, men are genetically imprinted to ignore them, and get on with things.
Now be a good girl, go and watch telly, invented by John Logie Baird, whilst escaping from nagging women, where would you be with out him.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Retlaw.

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Retlaw, just because you were treated like that by your mother doesn't mean that every mother does the same thing....and don't you think you are being a bit stereotypical about women and nagging?
I do not need a man to justify my existence......as to where would I be without him.......I would say I would be right where I am now...doing nicely thankyou very much.
Now if you were to ask where he would be without me.......I would have to say 'in Dickies Meadow'.......I could elaborate, but I won't.

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you must have been a naughty boy then retlaw ...... :eek::eek::eek::D:D:D:D:D

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And a father

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What women don't realise is there are only two rules in life, rule 1 the man is ALWAYS RIGHT, Rule 2 if the man is ever proved to be wrong, rule 1 applies;)

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Yes, at present, but maybe one day soon...in the not too distant future, even that will no longer be required. I'm sure that I read something about scientists(probably male scientists) having found a way to generate these little swimmers without the need for a male.

Won't that be nice for ladies who want babies without having a man around as well ?

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Personally, I don't get the male female rivalry thing........God made women to complement men(if you believe the creationist theory).
They have different roles, they work alongside one another...it can be done! You just need to exercise a little bit of compromise now and again.

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A were alus geddin belted for sumat or other.
I'm an independant sod, and think for myself.
I'm also awkward, cantankerous, and an insubordinant B, know my own mind, and speak it.

Retlaw

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Do you know....I would never have guessed that in a million years :D
That means we have some common ground.......I see myself in exactly the same way...but maybe(dare I say it?) a bit younger:D.

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Well at least we have one Margaret who talks some sense on the matter;)

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A bit younger:eek: Did you not know that Retlaw and Methuselah were friends Margaret:D

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Then dorned gi cheek tu thi elders, un thad applys tu the as well young Jay :D:D:D
Retlaw

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I wasn't giving cheek...merely observing a fact. :D
See, I told you I was awkward, and insubordinate too!

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Mwaa, I was always told to respect my elders, but tha're a different kettle of fish:tongueout