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Old 29-09-2011, 21:16   #1
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The answer to mans biggest puzzle

The answer to mans biggest puzzle.
Understanding women.
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Old 29-09-2011, 21:36   #2
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The answer to mans biggest puzzle.
Understanding women.
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Retlaw.
And that's just the 1st volume.
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Old 29-09-2011, 21:40   #3
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The book listing the men who were voted good lovers
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Old 29-09-2011, 21:41   #4
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Understanding women.
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wait while he gets to the end and finds out there is no possible answer
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Old 29-09-2011, 22:14   #5
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The book listing the men who were voted good lovers
That's a list of the men who don't give a damn about how a woman rates his performance, as long as he has fun
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Old 30-09-2011, 01:16   #6
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wait while he gets to the end and finds out there is no possible answer
there is ..... you just say yes sweetheart/darling/dear to everything she says and do everything she says ...... its that simple
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Old 30-09-2011, 02:46   #7
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there is ..... you just say yes sweetheart/darling/dear to everything she says and do everything she says ...... its that simple
That's right hon, faking sincerity, the real sure way to get laid
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Old 30-09-2011, 06:02   #8
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That's right hon, faking sincerity, the real sure way to get laid

I'm not exactly sure that a woman's first aim is to get laid.
I think that sometimes men(or at least some men) 'coast' in a relationship.
They forget what the woman in their life is worth.....that in many instances their life would be much poorer without her.

My advice to men would be ...........'even if you think you've won her, don't forget to woo her'. It isn't rocket science.
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Old 30-09-2011, 08:49   #9
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I'm not exactly sure that a woman's first aim is to get laid.
I think that sometimes men(or at least some men) 'coast' in a relationship.
They forget what the woman in their life is worth.....that in many instances their life would be much poorer without her.

My advice to men would be ...........'even if you think you've won her, don't forget to woo her'. It isn't rocket science.
Um think the words to Everyday Housewife are very apt really Margaret
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Old 30-09-2011, 09:07   #10
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in many instances their life would be much poorer without her.
I have been 'richer' since I gave up men - both emotionally and financially.
Being 'part of a pair' doesn't work for me.

A man needs a woman more than a woman needs a man - fact.
....and you can't say that I haven't given matrimony a fair chance and hard graft.
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Old 30-09-2011, 09:13   #11
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I have been 'richer' since I gave up men - both emotionally and financially.
Being 'part of a pair' doesn't work for me.

A man needs a woman more than a woman needs a man - fact.
....and you can't say that I haven't given matrimony a fair chance and hard graft.
although it appears you failed
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Old 30-09-2011, 09:14   #12
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although it appears you failed
No - they failed
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Old 30-09-2011, 09:31   #13
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No - they failed
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Old 30-09-2011, 09:38   #14
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There's two side to every failure
The one who failed will find consolation in thinking that.
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Old 30-09-2011, 10:14   #15
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On Monday, me and him will have been married for 45 yrs......that is no mean feat......it doesn't just 'happen'......it has to be worked at. There are ups and downs in the very best relationships....you have to weather them, and hope that you can learn something in the process.

I believe you are right Margaret when you say that men need us more than we need them.
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