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Retlaw 29-09-2011 21:16

The answer to mans biggest puzzle
 
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The answer to mans biggest puzzle.
Understanding women.
Now on sale at Smiths
Retlaw.

wallop79 29-09-2011 21:36

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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 936791)
The answer to mans biggest puzzle.
Understanding women.
Now on sale at Smiths
Retlaw.

And that's just the 1st volume.
:D

MargaretR 29-09-2011 21:40

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The book listing the men who were voted good lovers

lancsdave 29-09-2011 21:41

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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 936791)
The answer to mans biggest puzzle.
Understanding women.
Now on sale at Smiths
Retlaw.


wait while he gets to the end and finds out there is no possible answer :D

Eric 29-09-2011 22:14

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 936795)
The book listing the men who were voted good lovers

That's a list of the men who don't give a damn about how a woman rates his performance, as long as he has fun;)

shillelagh 30-09-2011 01:16

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 936796)
wait while he gets to the end and finds out there is no possible answer :D

there is ..... you just say yes sweetheart/darling/dear to everything she says and do everything she says ...... its that simple :tongueout:tongueout:tongueout

Eric 30-09-2011 02:46

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 936815)
there is ..... you just say yes sweetheart/darling/dear to everything she says and do everything she says ...... its that simple :tongueout:tongueout:tongueout

That's right hon, faking sincerity, the real sure way to get laid;):D

Margaret Pilkington 30-09-2011 06:02

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 936816)
That's right hon, faking sincerity, the real sure way to get laid;):D


I'm not exactly sure that a woman's first aim is to get laid.
I think that sometimes men(or at least some men) 'coast' in a relationship.
They forget what the woman in their life is worth.....that in many instances their life would be much poorer without her.

My advice to men would be ...........'even if you think you've won her, don't forget to woo her'. It isn't rocket science.

jaysay 30-09-2011 08:49

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 936819)
I'm not exactly sure that a woman's first aim is to get laid.
I think that sometimes men(or at least some men) 'coast' in a relationship.
They forget what the woman in their life is worth.....that in many instances their life would be much poorer without her.

My advice to men would be ...........'even if you think you've won her, don't forget to woo her'. It isn't rocket science.

Um think the words to Everyday Housewife are very apt really Margaret:rolleyes:

MargaretR 30-09-2011 09:07

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in many instances their life would be much poorer without her.

I have been 'richer' since I gave up men - both emotionally and financially.
Being 'part of a pair' doesn't work for me.

A man needs a woman more than a woman needs a man - fact.
....and you can't say that I haven't given matrimony a fair chance and hard graft.:rolleyes:

jaysay 30-09-2011 09:13

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 936853)
I have been 'richer' since I gave up men - both emotionally and financially.
Being 'part of a pair' doesn't work for me.

A man needs a woman more than a woman needs a man - fact.
....and you can't say that I haven't given matrimony a fair chance and hard graft.:rolleyes:

although it appears you failed:rolleyes:;)

MargaretR 30-09-2011 09:14

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although it appears you failed:rolleyes:;)

No - they failed

jaysay 30-09-2011 09:31

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 936857)
No - they failed

There's two side to every failure;)

MargaretR 30-09-2011 09:38

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There's two side to every failure;)

The one who failed will find consolation in thinking that.

Margaret Pilkington 30-09-2011 10:14

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On Monday, me and him will have been married for 45 yrs......that is no mean feat......it doesn't just 'happen'......it has to be worked at. There are ups and downs in the very best relationships....you have to weather them, and hope that you can learn something in the process.

I believe you are right Margaret when you say that men need us more than we need them.


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