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groove 19-10-2011 10:40

Today at the cash machine
 
Groove was behind a little old lady at the cash machine when she asked him to help check her balance. So he pushed her over.

MargaretR 19-10-2011 10:41

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Groove must learn to post corn in Anything Goes section

Margaret Pilkington 19-10-2011 10:56

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
totally unfunny and in the wrong section, as MargaretR has pointed out.

steve2qec 19-10-2011 11:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 940844)
totally unfunny and in the wrong section, as MargaretR has pointed out.

.....I chuckled.

Margaret Pilkington 19-10-2011 12:06

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Maybe that is because you are young and fit.

Dutchbarge 19-10-2011 12:20

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I'm not young...I chuckled too.

mobertol 19-10-2011 12:20

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Didn't get the joke to start with - it's how you tell 'em...

Talking of balance - perhaps Groove should get his equilibrium checked out.:rolleyes::D

groove 19-10-2011 12:28

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Groove recently bought some new walking boots. He decided to test them out by walking up the coppice. He then had a walk up Hameldon hill. Then he did Pendle hill and is just about to set off up Green Haworth....sorry, Grooves rambling

gynn 19-10-2011 14:50

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Groove seems to be a bit of a turd person......

Tealeaf 19-10-2011 15:13

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Is Groove Bee, now a grown up?

Pudwoppa 19-10-2011 15:36

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You'll have better results posting in the designated section Groove. Not bad puns to be fair... but Gynn's was way better :D

groove 19-10-2011 15:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gynn (Post 940872)
Groove seems to be a bit of a turd person......

Groove thinks gynn is a rubbish comedian

mobertol 19-10-2011 15:46

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by groove (Post 940864)
Groove recently bought some new walking boots. He decided to test them out by walking up the coppice. He then had a walk up Hameldon hill. Then he did Pendle hill and is just about to set off up Green Haworth....sorry, Grooves rambling

Groove has been busy - aimlessly walking and aimlessly talking -what a lot of rambling. I'm a bit of a rambler myself at times...:D

It's all good excercise;)

mobertol 19-10-2011 15:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gynn (Post 940872)
Groove seems to be a bit of a turd person......

Quote:

Originally Posted by groove (Post 940876)
Groove thinks gynn is a rubbish comedian

As "discharges" go i thought it was pretty good too!:ooh::ooh::ooh:

kestrelx 19-10-2011 16:31

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Did she hit you in the bollocks with her hand bag! :mosher:

MargaretR 19-10-2011 17:16

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Grannies strike back
Monty Python - Granny Gangs - YouTube

jaysay 19-10-2011 17:37

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 940874)
Is Groove Bee, now a grown up?

No Bee is sensible in comparison

Pudwoppa 19-10-2011 21:35

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 940907)
Grannies strike back

Have you seen this one?

granny airbag - YouTube

MargaretR 19-10-2011 22:08

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Yes - on 6th Sept 2007 I posted it here in a thread - post #28
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...n-33376-2.html

Mancie 20-10-2011 00:29

Re: Today at the cash machine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 940911)
No Bee is sensible in comparison

And so again we have the judgement of an idiot.


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