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19-10-2011, 10:40
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Today at the cash machine
Groove was behind a little old lady at the cash machine when she asked him to help check her balance. So he pushed her over.
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19-10-2011, 10:56
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Re: Today at the cash machine
totally unfunny and in the wrong section, as MargaretR has pointed out.
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19-10-2011, 11:07
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19-10-2011, 12:06
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Re: Today at the cash machine
Maybe that is because you are young and fit.
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19-10-2011, 12:20
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Re: Today at the cash machine
I'm not young...I chuckled too.
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19-10-2011, 12:20
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Re: Today at the cash machine
Didn't get the joke to start with - it's how you tell 'em...
Talking of balance - perhaps Groove should get his equilibrium checked out.  
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19-10-2011, 12:28
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Re: Today at the cash machine
Groove recently bought some new walking boots. He decided to test them out by walking up the coppice. He then had a walk up Hameldon hill. Then he did Pendle hill and is just about to set off up Green Haworth....sorry, Grooves rambling
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19-10-2011, 14:50
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Re: Today at the cash machine
Groove seems to be a bit of a turd person......
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19-10-2011, 15:13
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Re: Today at the cash machine
Is Groove Bee, now a grown up?
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19-10-2011, 15:36
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Re: Today at the cash machine
You'll have better results posting in the designated section Groove. Not bad puns to be fair... but Gynn's was way better
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It's all good excercise 
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19-10-2011, 16:31
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Re: Today at the cash machine
Did she hit you in the bollocks with her hand bag!
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