10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
 

10 A below par performance is considered damm good.

09 You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers.

08 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

07 Foursomes are encouraged.

06 You can still make money doing it as a senior.

05 Three times a day is possible.

04 Your partner dosen't hire a solicitor if you play with someone else

03 If you live in Florida. you can play every day.

02 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

01 And when your equipment gets old you can replace it

Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
 

Sounds like someone is not very good at it and needs to find excuses why golf is better :D:D:D

Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
 

From a female "golfer's" point of view....

11. A typical round lasts for hours:rolleyes:

12. A Hole in one is a rare thing -just as well, if you blink you might miss it...;):D

Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
 

I'm sure there's a joke about swinging to be made somewhere.

Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
 

Thats number 13 Pudw:D

Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
 

Wouldn't "stroke" be more appropriate in this case ? :)

Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
 

There,s something about 18 holes a day but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
 

I used to do 36 regularly on a Sunday:rolleyes:

Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
 

No wonder you're as knackered as you are. :)