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30-11-2011, 10:04
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10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
10 A below par performance is considered damm good.
09 You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers. 08 It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 07 Foursomes are encouraged. 06 You can still make money doing it as a senior. 05 Three times a day is possible. 04 Your partner dosen't hire a solicitor if you play with someone else 03 If you live in Florida. you can play every day. 02 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. 01 And when your equipment gets old you can replace it |
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30-11-2011, 10:10
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
Sounds like someone is not very good at it and needs to find excuses why golf is better
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30-11-2011, 11:03
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
From a female "golfer's" point of view....
11. A typical round lasts for hours  12. A Hole in one is a rare thing -just as well, if you blink you might miss it... 
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30-11-2011, 12:27
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
I'm sure there's a joke about swinging to be made somewhere.
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
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30-11-2011, 20:19
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
Wouldn't "stroke" be more appropriate in this case ?
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex
There,s something about 18 holes a day but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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