New Government Health Warning
 

The Medical Proffession is lobbying the Government for stronger
labeling on a certain food product, which has long term health problems,
sometimes years after eating just a small portion, the side effects
leading to these problems, depression, despondency, even suicide.
Some members of the team who studied these effects, even proposed an
outright ban on the product.
The product in question.


























Wedding Cake.

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Simple Solution Don't get wed

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Discussions are still being held to decide whether these symptons apply to gay wedding cake.

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Perhaps there is a 'natural'? Antidote in the pink icing?

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Would you believe someone just gave me red korma for the above!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing can shock me now.

:mosher::mosher::mosher::mosher::mosher::mosher::m osher::mosher::mosher::mosher::mosher::mosher:

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Korma?

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Bit like karma, but with a taste of coconut.

:o

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If he got enough, he might want to share it with Jaysay:rolleyes: As long as there is no health warning on it. Is is really red; or is it a dark shade of pink:D?

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It would have to be a good solid Tory blue for Jay to consider swallowing it.
:eek:

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You're getting confused, if it's red it's Tikka & not Korma :D

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Ah ... so someone was Tikked off at what he said:rolleyes: Now I get it:D

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Seems a bit petty really but there you go. The bleedin' heart, whiney easily offended on behalf of Gestapo are on the prowl.

It's alright to have a dig at the hetros that's acceptable,(as the thread starter did jokingly) but by making such an offensive off colour jest at the poor persecuted differently sexually orientated, you've obviously overstepped the bounds of decency, you reprehensible little urchin, how very dare you. :eek: :rolleyes:

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Oh aye, & with a bout of Bahji to boot no doubt, the lads been right Pilau-eried for his sauce. ;)

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You might say he was p(r)oppa dum...

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Don't think they were trying to curry favour, Less.

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Ok ... the bottom of the barrel reached has been. Wow, puffing too much on Yoda I have been.;) So, let's get bhak right now to some serious discussion.

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I'm glad you pointed that out, I was trying to think of something to spice up the thread, but couldnt kormaup with anything.

I think the barrel was deaper than you thought.

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Maybe he's got a "girlfriend in a korma" and it's really serious.

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What is it this time??? One week wine is bad for us the next it is OK, same with chocolate?? Who do we believe - just live life as you see fit and accept the end when it comes. Simples :)

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Tex, think you'd better read the first post.

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Simples:confused: Well, ok ... I suppose discussing herbalism is ok when talking of health matters.;):D

Eat healthy, don't smoke, don't drink alcool, get lots of exercise, die anyway ...

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.:mosher:

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I admire you're restraint ... what happened to the grumpy pendant we all know and love;):D I would of thought ... but, what the hell:D

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Does help don't it susie:rolleyes:

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Naughty naughty Eric, stop trying to wind me up. The grumpy pendant :) is hanging loose on her chain at the moment :p

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And I'm not touching the "loose on her chain" with a ten foot Pole";)