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Old 14-05-2012, 14:10   #1
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New Government Health Warning

The Medical Proffession is lobbying the Government for stronger
labeling on a certain food product, which has long term health problems,
sometimes years after eating just a small portion, the side effects
leading to these problems, depression, despondency, even suicide.
Some members of the team who studied these effects, even proposed an
outright ban on the product.

The product in question.


























Wedding Cake.

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Old 14-05-2012, 14:56   #2
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Simple Solution Don't get wed
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Old 14-05-2012, 15:23   #3
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Discussions are still being held to decide whether these symptons apply to gay wedding cake.
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Old 14-05-2012, 19:39   #4
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Discussions are still being held to decide whether these symptons apply to gay wedding cake.
Perhaps there is a 'natural'? Antidote in the pink icing?
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Old 14-05-2012, 20:17   #5
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Discussions are still being held to decide whether these symptons apply to gay wedding cake.
Would you believe someone just gave me red korma for the above!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing can shock me now.

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Old 14-05-2012, 20:21   #6
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Would you believe someone just gave me red korma for the above!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing can shock me now.

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Korma?
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Old 14-05-2012, 20:31   #7
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Korma?
Bit like karma, but with a taste of coconut.

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Old 14-05-2012, 20:31   #8
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Korma?
If he got enough, he might want to share it with Jaysay As long as there is no health warning on it. Is is really red; or is it a dark shade of pink?
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Old 14-05-2012, 20:47   #9
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If he got enough, he might want to share it with Jaysay As long as there is no health warning on it. Is is really red; or is it a dark shade of pink?
It would have to be a good solid Tory blue for Jay to consider swallowing it.
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Old 14-05-2012, 20:57   #10
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You're getting confused, if it's red it's Tikka & not Korma
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Old 14-05-2012, 21:00   #11
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You're getting confused, if it's red it's Tikka & not Korma
Ah ... so someone was Tikked off at what he said Now I get it
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Old 14-05-2012, 21:13   #12
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Would you believe someone just gave me red korma for the above!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing can shock me now.

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Seems a bit petty really but there you go. The bleedin' heart, whiney easily offended on behalf of Gestapo are on the prowl.

It's alright to have a dig at the hetros that's acceptable,(as the thread starter did jokingly) but by making such an offensive off colour jest at the poor persecuted differently sexually orientated, you've obviously overstepped the bounds of decency, you reprehensible little urchin, how very dare you.
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Old 14-05-2012, 21:17   #13
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Ah ... so someone was Tikked off at what he said Now I get it
Oh aye, & with a bout of Bahji to boot no doubt, the lads been right Pilau-eried for his sauce.
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Old 14-05-2012, 21:23   #14
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Oh aye, & with a bout of Bahji to boot no doubt, the lads been right Pilau-eried for his sauce.
You might say he was p(r)oppa dum...
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Old 14-05-2012, 21:43   #15
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Korma?
Don't think they were trying to curry favour, Less.
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