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Less 19-01-2013 15:48

It's A big Joke?
 
We seem today to be in some threads very political, no-one is going to agree, politics is like that.

Hang on though, can we agree that when unions had power I mean real power, it could take several days just to get a light bulb changed.

It was wrong, Jaysay's pin up Mag's sorted that out, anyone competent from then on anyone could change that silly little bulb.
A big success for the Tories and perhaps sensibility.

What do we have now? Government approved Health and Safety, that says you can't change a bulb unless you have a certificate that allows you to.

So,

We have gone from unions (horrible nasty things), saying our workers must be safe and therefore one man one job, to Government approved one man one job but to do it we will tax, erm sorry, I mean put you on an expensive training course, so that you can assess if the bulb needs changing and if so, how many weeks it will be to set up the scaffolding to change the bulb.

No wonder I'm unemployed!
:(

DaveinGermany 19-01-2013 15:55

Re: It's A big Joke?
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1037728)
No wonder I'm unemployed! :(

Can't you change a bulb ? ;)

Less 19-01-2013 16:02

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1037730)
Can't you change a bulb ? ;)

Yes, but I'm certified not to be trusted with anything sharp!
:o

DaveinGermany 19-01-2013 16:06

Re: It's A big Joke?
 
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1037732)
Yes, but I'm certified not to be trusted with anything sharp!
:o

Explain your tongue away then smart arse ! :D :rolleyes:

Gordon Booth 19-01-2013 16:09

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1037732)
Yes, but I'm certified not to be trusted with anything sharp!
:o

Light bulbs aren't sharp. Are they? Must have a look.

Less 19-01-2013 16:09

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1037733)
Explain your tongue away then smart arse ! :D :rolleyes:

Damn, it's hard enough reaching the keyboard because of my jacket, don't tell me the medication isn't working either, either...

Less 19-01-2013 16:13

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 1037734)
Light bulbs aren't sharp. Are they? Must have a look.

They are if you use an air rifle to remove them!
;)

DaveinGermany 19-01-2013 16:25

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1037735)
don't tell me the medication isn't working either, either...

This medication ......... comes by the Pint does it ? :s_aim1:

Less 19-01-2013 16:31

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1037739)
This medication ......... comes by the Pint does it ? :s_aim1:

Yes, I'm glad we didn't go completely continental, I don't think I could manage 5 Liters!

cmonstanley 19-01-2013 16:33

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its still the same as its outsourced if its not on an order sheet they dont do it. so much for private companies being superior.they cost more money than inhouse ever did.in fact its outsourced twice once to the privatised building management,then to their sub-contracters who sometimes sub-contract again.

Less 19-01-2013 16:36

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Originally Posted by cmonstanley (Post 1037741)
its still the same as its outsourced if its not on an order sheet they dont do it. so much for private companies being superior.they cost more money than inhouse ever did.

Link Please!

Gordon Booth 19-01-2013 16:43

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Originally Posted by cmonstanley (Post 1037741)
its still the same as its outsourced if its not on an order sheet they dont do it. so much for private companies being superior.they cost more money than inhouse ever did.in fact its outsourced twice once to the privatised building management,then to their sub-contracters who sometimes sub-contract again.

Are you saying you've got to fill in an order sheet to get a pint in Scotland? And they'll outsource it?
I know they're trying to cut down on drinking in Scotland but this is ridiculous!

cmonstanley 19-01-2013 17:41

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DWP Atos Healthcare Medical Services Contract thats a link :p i see it everyday;)

Less 19-01-2013 17:47

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Originally Posted by cmonstanley (Post 1037778)
DWP Atos Healthcare Medical Services Contract thats a link :p i see it everyday;)

yeees, it's a link, but it's the wrong link.

DaveinGermany 19-01-2013 17:52

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1037740)
Yes, I'm glad we didn't go completely continental, I don't think I could manage 5 Liters!

But I'm pretty sure you'd give it a damn good try though. :D


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