Originally Posted by Tesco Rambler (Post 1066497)

I denote a distinct lack of a sense of humor amongst the folk who frequent Accrington Web. l

Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1066553)

I mean the fanatical and the moronic users. KesX drove quite a few people away with his over the top obsession with drug use. I think I myself drove somebody away years ago because they didn't like that I thought God didn't exist and that religion on a whole is evil(especially those white religions ;) )

You didn't strong argument. Just your opinion which was shared in an obnoxious and disgusting racist-like manner. You will find over the years. People that have done this usually snap at some point and are swiftly banned and good riddance too.

Oh. I don't stand up for my heritage. I am human. That is my heritage. I Don't give a damn if I am White or English. Not a popular view. But I often don't stand up for my heritage because the majority of humans are just trash, no matter what race, colour or heritage we are a plague on this planet.

There are a few good people in this world and they are hard to find. Some of which, can be found on accringtonweb.

Originally Posted by Tesco Rambler (Post 1066568)

Funny, I didn't find any yet.:Banane07:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1066569)

Only cos yer looking in the Mirror.

Originally Posted by Tesco Rambler (Post 1066548)

First, you are swearing and that could get you a warning as I understand it.
Oh dear,Oh dear, I have just written elsewhere that I am of ------- ancestry and my forbares may have been transported to Australia for stealing a slice of Hovis and now toy link me with: 'A troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore.' At this rate I will end up with a split-personality.:ohmy8:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 1066573)

Philip or do you prefer Phil? I hope you don't mind me using your first name.
Tesco Rambler is so formal, after all it must be a name given to you by the other inmates, Tesco after the incident that put you where you are and Rambler because like us they have noticed your tendency towards believing what you say and wandering over and over again about how brilliant you are.

Now, to my point for posting, to have a 'split personality', first of all you need to have a personality, obviously you don't, you poor, sad, lonely, delusion-ed shadow of a human being. I think if we really got to know you most of us would be sympathetic about your condition, however I doubt that you will be here long enough for us to find out.
:(

Originally Posted by Stevie R (Post 1066570)

And in a professional capacity Tesco R,

Why on a P11D expenses form

do I pay full whack on a 5 year old car?

Originally Posted by Tesco Rambler (Post 1066636)

Sorry, I can't help as I was a VAT inspector and at the time HM Customs and Revenue did not exist. for VAT purposes you would only be required to declare sales VAT on an old car if it had been wholly used as part of your business i.e. a taxi for example. As a former VAT inspector I don't even know what a P11D is.

Originally Posted by Stevie R (Post 1066641)

Thanks anyway,

I imagined Accyweb had acquired a tax expert

Hey ho there you go ;)

Originally Posted by Tesco Rambler (Post 1066642)

I get the feeling there's quite a few on here who would gladly see me as a taxi expert, somewhere like Land's End or John ' Groats perhaps.:do-one:

Originally Posted by Tesco Rambler (Post 1066634)

I can only conceive of the Gods having something rather unpleasant in store for you.

Originally Posted by Less (Post 1066655)

I deal with their curses one day at a time, today it's you, not so much a curse as a mild expletive.
:)

Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1066673)

oh well. Not much to worry about since the gods don't exist