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Can honestly say never, never woke up wi one either, But then i was always a catch.:D:D:D:D

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Geez all you Romeos, you're being a bit harsh in your criticisms of women of the larger size (and no, I'm not one of them). Let's turn this around - there's nothing more off-putting than a man with such a huge beer-belly that he hasn't seen his 'equipment' for a long time. Nor would anyone want to!!!!!!!

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..and, before any of you say it, no I guess you never fancied a fat bloke either!!!!!!

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I've always been partial to a bit of wobble.

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Me too ... but let's not get sidetracked into a discussion of breasts ... :cool:

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By the way, I was only making an observation - not speaking from personal experience...

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So that's your story ... and you're sticking to it.;)

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I suppose it is like awaking and deciding to chew your arm off rather than trying to extract it from underneath her and possibly wake her up - been drunk quite a few times but never quite that bad.

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Ah ... that would be Coyote Ugly ... But it can get worse: Double Coyote Ugly .... that is when she is sooooo ugly, you chew off your other arm so that it doesn't happen again;) Reminds one of the Yorkshire woolf who got caught in a leg hold trap ... it chewed off three legs before realizing it was caught by the tail:D

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Of course worse than the fatties are the unhygienic, (old joke warning), one I was with had her 'intimate area', have you noticed that twee phrase being used for selling female hygiene products these days?
Anyhow, this ladies 'intimate area' was surrounded by half digested carrots, tomatoes and other pieces of food.
When I asked, why? She replied that the last guy to go diving threw up while he was there!

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That's why having "Women on Top" is not a good idea !

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grollox to the contradictions Wizz ;) K99 has got a babtising session for all you sinners arranged for this Sunday morning down on the River Stink. It's total immersion so don't forget to keep your mouth shut Less.

p.s any fat birds attending please give K99 advance notice on @washyoursinsaway because they will have to raise the water levels for complete submersion.

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Trying to turn over in bed and finding you still have the plank strapped to your arse you used to prevent yourself falling in the night before is a bummer too !! allegedly ;)

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If I take a bag of laundry will he do my smalls while he's at it?

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Nah ... the water's polluted enough as it is.:)