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:uzi: anyone out there want to rob a bank! i know where there is one,its guarded by rodents!its got about 26-5 million quid in it!the people whos money is in the bank only spend it on animals so it wont be missed...he...he:flamethrowe get what we can retire to a :bar: in mexico and slurp happily ever after.:cheers:

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But the bank is in Germany at the presant so you will need a passport.
and they have been informed of your intent jail term is very very long for this crime, you have been warned..........
is you would like a holiday of 20 to 25 years then join staggeringman
the food and accomadation are NOT up to 1 star so its upto you.
as a moderator i will respect any member and make sure they get bread and water ..........Thats if its ok with ROY as its his bank your trying to rob..YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED and PLEASE if you try PLEASE PLEASE TAKE LESS WITH YOU HE WILL SQUEAL ON ANYONE.....

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its o.k i am a member of the munich beerfest. plus the only accept euros over yon!:cheers:

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what you bothered about mick!how come you havent any cash?:cheers:

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as 1 of the Moderators of the site i have to defend ROY sorry Staggeringman
and if you must know i have over £40,000 in a account
but i will defend Roy to the end

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hey there buddy // you gotta moll going with you ? or will i do :gorgeous: leave less or ill
:uzi: him ok

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Thanks Mick, nearly one star accomodation, bread & water on a daily basis, I'm extremely tempted, it's got to be an improvement on Westwood Hovel where I'm residing at the moment. Right next accyweb meeting backroom of the Stag knock three times & ask for mel3ft we'll discuss this blag over a few wet ones.

:cheers: :hehetable :hidewall:
Staggeringman :knife:
Mick the squealer :mickey:
Doug the Night-watchman:indeplus:
Sparks the torch:flamethro
Less the not so Mr. Big :dork:
Introducing Mez as the Gangsters Moll:silly:
& Finally Lettie who won't be turning up as she has 27 episodes of Coronation St to catch up on!:couchplus

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SO the police have been informed staggeringman about you ,
it dos not pay to talk in pubs
especilly when there is a moderator around. hehe

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WARNING TO ALL if you take LESS and MEZ on this hist YOU WILL SPEND A LONG TIME IN A GERMAN PRISON SO please dont think about it the goverment know you are comming and a cell is ready for you ALL ...
Just watch the moll mez she is cunning but will end up with you all in a cell knowing her having a Accyweb party

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Sign me up! :thumbsup:

A wise decision to leave lettie at home. All our hard earned would be frittered away before we got back to Calais. We would definitely be potless after the ferry journey back to Blighty; lettie would buy up all remaining stocks of Eau de Bog-Watter in the duty free. :rolleyes:

I'm putty in lettie's hands. Only yesterday i was encouraged & cajouled into parting with 2+k in the travel agents. 'Ang on a minute, where was that surprise holiday you were taking me, lettie? It wasn't Germany by any chance, was it? :confused: :D

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Sounds good. When is this meeting. I need an excuse to sneak out. ;)

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she said you were a bit soft hehe

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if you are thinking of robbing Roys bank sparks then think again we are waiting with a nice cold cell just for you

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I think you might have been listening in on the wrong conversation there, Mick. :D

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my apologies for that, the computor overloaded theres that much dosh being downloaded.....he...he and as for taking bonny and clyde :wan:they are already counting the dosh!:D

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Just a quick question Mick Is that Avator of yours a photofit or do you really look that ill?

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It's normally the other way round. I usually lay the roll of Pay-Master General.

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no just feel it

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er pardon me but i think you have come in to the wrong thread sparks sorry please read all the thread ta

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What time can you get there? Staggers will be supplying the refreshments for the gang.

:microwave :cheers: :drunk:

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It's a bank job, yeah? Just as i thought! :confused:

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right lads and mez here goes the last safe http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...ine=1079638944 sparky dont you think you used a bit much on that one well that soon woke the pets up!!!:dancedog: :king: :dogrun: :ooh: :ooh: :ooh: :ooh: :ooh: :ooh: : lets go and see what are old mate ronny biggs is up too!!!

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nowt to do with paypal though sparks LESS ,STAGGERINGMAN and the moll MEZ is thinking of ROBBING Roy in Germany as a Moderater i have to defend Roy IF you would like a cell for the next 25 years then please join there team

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hello there boys , well it seems a wize decision that we are taking , leaving that man // less// in the uk /or would it be best to drop him (from a great height ) into germany on the way back :gorgeous: mabe roy would find him & and im over to the gestapo // :uzi:

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Your only 'sposed to blow their Bloody paws orf!

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you would all be better off hacking mez's bank account she has more money then anyone on here

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sam, sam, sam, come back yea daft lump , its only unka less doing wot he usually does //

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:lol: :rofl38: Nice one, Less. It's a cracker! :rofl38:

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:uzi: leave MY ACCOUNT alone , vot appens if all goes wrong then who will you need :gorgeous:

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JESUS!!!!!!!! sparky dont say less was still trying to undo it with that screwdriver.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...ine=1079638944 goodbye poor lesshttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_1_208.gifat least you have a decent box!!

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See you lot at least she's practising her german accent, now just remember when your over there it's vot NOT WHAT!

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I don't suppose you fancy organising a christmas do in Stalag-Luft III, do you Mez? How about baking some cakes with files in them? :rolleyes:

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ALL PASSPORTS HAVE BEEN REVOCED anyone with a British passport will be jailed
any money over £2 will be held ,anyone with the name less,mary mez,staggeringman ,sparks,LESS ,LESS ,LESS,LESSwill be sent to jail for 30 years to life and worse banned from accyweb for life

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Oh dear, lettie has caught up with me. Bye bye been nice knowing you all. :D

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Awwww, I'm disappointed now. I was looking forward to the Germany trip. Me and Sparky bought our tickets yesterday...:( Now it looks like we'll have to go to New Zealand instead.....:e9: :e9:

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no its not bloody einstein!!!

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Staggers will you please stop looking at my box!

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staggeringman please read the rules of the site ALL posts are to be in ENGLISH
ta hehe

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i am zee beat cooker in ze vorld vot siza file dosta want
i like zee bigga ones :gorgeous:

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Hey Mick! Can't you lay off the Campaign for the Moral Minority for one night?

Go and make Mary whitehouse a cup of cocoa! :thefinger :D

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It's the best offer I'm likely to get. Sorry gang, but I've got a pressing engagement down under! :wave8:

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aaaaaaaggggghhhhhh zee gestapo experimenter is around i go //

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I don't know about you lot but I think we have a stoolie in the gang, whatever we do seems to be grassed up to the authorities.


I think the prime suspect is Mick, but what the hey, lets blame Doug he's not here to defend himself, Sparks grab your torch & come with me we're going to illuminate Blackpool!

:flamethro :uzi:

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He means down under, as in Southern Hemisphere....:rofl38: :rofl38:

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can you take some spiders off accyweb and feed them to the trout in lake tepau(think thats what its called).

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zorry i am on my way now to meet with a collaborator , she has the brilliant mind she will reveel all to me , i will tell tomoz byee byee

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RIGHT YOU LOT TAKE YOUR PICK German jail or ALCATRASE for 25 years we will teach you to steal from accyweb
ALL THE SAFE CRACKERS will get 20 years
IE SPARKS,
the SQUEALER LESS WILL GET 20 YEARS with 10 pints for good behaver
THE BOSS staggeringman will get LIFE with a ACCYWEB MEETING THROWN IN and free pints far all for 1 night

The moll MEZ WILL GET a very hard talking too
AND YOU WILL ALL LOSE £25,000 from your accounts hehe........................ not realy

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mick cant even speak it never mind write it especially after the amber nector.

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Oi Mick! do you want some taunting, too?

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yep please

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You're getting very aggressive Sparky. Have you been drinking???:D

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Just to anounce this attempt at attacking the accyweb bank FAILED all those responsable have been jailed and warned
please do not try to access the accyweb account again as the moll and grass will let us know very quickly

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i dont think sparks is in on this
have you read the topic sparky hehe

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No but i could do with one. ;)
Stag, in half an hour anyone? :rolleyes:

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we are going there tomorrow afternoon it it helps

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It's very tempting Sparks but don't forget we have a bit of business to sort out first.

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well thanks LESS i know who my friends are now MEZ HELP

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as less and me are skint till tomorrow sparks we will meet you but you are paying
as you nearly got into accywebbank we think its the least you can do hehe

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What you gettin' all nervous about you haven't moved to Blackpool have you?

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but we are meeting sometime tomorrow if you fancy a pint or 2

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er less but thinking of moving to fleetwood nice and quiet there

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I know a little trick with some jump-leads... Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue... and you can guess the rest. ;)
I'll keep the council in overtime till next summer when I've finished tamperin' with their 'luminations. :rolleyes: :D

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sparks do you want to meet in the stag in 30 mins
ALL WELCOME FOR A BIT OF FUN

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Nine o'clock it is then?

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YEP OK me and less will be there

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er less but thinking of moving to fleetwood nice and quiet there

sure theres something going on here its a bit fishy.:signbeer:

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:uzi: sparky while less and mick are in the pub what about doin less,s calm room bank account http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...ine=1079638944 he will be as nissed as a pewt, and wont notice!:flamethro

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Traitors All Of You, You Do Not Tell The Moll That You Are After The Refreshments ///

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Hey gang, it's lets break legs time, while we were out glugging back a touch of the hard stuff, eye-ing up the spare talent (don't tell the Moll she just wouldn't understand). Some daft sod's gone & broken in here & taken all those iffey Swiss francs i've been trying to unload you know, those we were all laughing about that when you put it under one of them bar scanners say's take me straight to the police.

I just hope for their sake the police get to them first, because the really funny thing, no, no, don't stop me now or I'll wet myself, the really funny thing is that they were the one's gaddaffi gave me full of anthrax!

:thefinger

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Hey less your on thin ice mate i have just had my ears bashed on msn by the Moll for not telling her we were going to the Stag.
The Moll will be seeing YOU in person about it so DUCK LESS
Or get your swiss money and do a runner.

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How could we tell her she had already got her visiting hat on & gone out!

Any way unless she wants to wake up with a crowd around her, she knows better than to mess with me.

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I think you had better keep your head down very low after that coment Less:eek:

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No it's O.K. Mick i've been feeling a bit depressed today & can you think of an easier way of committing suicide than to say something like that to Mez?

:p :rofl38: :signntme:

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:coffeecup Well goodbye Less its been good knowing you

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ze moll is here, my friend i tink you had better commit to the eveans before you go to ze refreshment ole tonite :uzi: i am in need of some lite relief :uzi: ha ha, you vill make a zee good practice for me :gorgeous:

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I hope its not to painfull for you ......
but you know what the Moll is like ...........

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yes it will be painful :whip: ha ha ha :flamethro e e e e e i like it :gorgeous:

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Well folks this looks like the end for Less
unless he can find a very good place to hide like the STAG ............. at 8pm
we will be in the STAG looking for LESS at 8pm if you would like to come down and help
or even have a drink everyone is welcome...
Just watch out for the MOLL she will be there too:gorgeous:

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Oh no not the stag at 8pm i will have to go and keep an eye out for him.. oh no..

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do not vorry my friend I will deal vith im he vill , der is no iding from THE MOLL// :gorgeous:

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So they're out to get me huh? Well I'm wise to these punks, no-one will recognise me in these clothes I found in Micks wardrobe, I must say though the G-string is sticking in some very perculiar places (gets to be quite pleasant after a while).

I'll be able to stand next to them at the bar & they just won't realise it's me, mind you I'll have to be on my guard if that Mick & Mez start talking about free pints they might know it's me by the drool running down my chin!

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Well if we cant find LESS in the STAG then nobody can buy him a pint
but if the MOLL sees him then he is DEAD meat.
Catch 22 LESS

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zat is vot ve ver vaiting for, see mick he vill be disgused :gorgeous: ve vill av to be vigialant mmmmmmmmmm, i vill find im no matter ver he ides//

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ve av vays & means eh my friend :gorgeous:

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9 out of 10 for the accent there Mez, that bit towards the end seemed just a hint of French

'he ides'