Lets Do One!!!!!!

[staggeringman]

anyone out there want to rob a bank! i know where there is one,its guarded by rodents!its got about 26-5 million quid in it!the people whos money is in the bank only spend it on animals so it wont be missed...he...hewe get what we can retire to a in mexico and slurp happily ever after.

[Mick]

But the bank is in Germany at the presant so you will need a passport.
and they have been informed of your intent jail term is very very long for this crime, you have been warned..........
is you would like a holiday of 20 to 25 years then join staggeringman
the food and accomadation are NOT up to 1 star so its upto you.
as a moderator i will respect any member and make sure they get bread and water ..........Thats if its ok with ROY as its his bank your trying to rob..YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED and PLEASE if you try PLEASE PLEASE TAKE LESS WITH YOU HE WILL SQUEAL ON ANYONE.....

[staggeringman]

Originally Posted by mick

But the bank is in Germany at the presant so you will need a passport

its o.k i am a member of the munich beerfest. plus the only accept euros over yon!

[staggeringman]

what you bothered about mick!how come you havent any cash?

[Mick]

as 1 of the Moderators of the site i have to defend ROY sorry Staggeringman
and if you must know i have over £40,000 in a account
but i will defend Roy to the end

[mez]

hey there buddy // you gotta moll going with you ? or will i do leave less or ill
him ok

[Less]

Originally Posted by mick

PLEASE if you try PLEASE PLEASE TAKE LESS WITH YOU HE WILL SQUEAL ON ANYONE.....

Thanks Mick, nearly one star accomodation, bread & water on a daily basis, I'm extremely tempted, it's got to be an improvement on Westwood Hovel where I'm residing at the moment. Right next accyweb meeting backroom of the Stag knock three times & ask for mel3ft we'll discuss this blag over a few wet ones.


Staggeringman
Mick the squealer
Doug the Night-watchman
Sparks the torch
Less the not so Mr. Big
Introducing Mez as the Gangsters Moll
& Finally Lettie who won't be turning up as she has 27 episodes of Coronation St to catch up on!

[Mick]

SO the police have been informed staggeringman about you ,
it dos not pay to talk in pubs
especilly when there is a moderator around. hehe

[Mick]

WARNING TO ALL if you take LESS and MEZ on this hist YOU WILL SPEND A LONG TIME IN A GERMAN PRISON SO please dont think about it the goverment know you are comming and a cell is ready for you ALL ...
Just watch the moll mez she is cunning but will end up with you all in a cell knowing her having a Accyweb party

[Sparkologist]

Sign me up!

A wise decision to leave lettie at home. All our hard earned would be frittered away before we got back to Calais. We would definitely be potless after the ferry journey back to Blighty; lettie would buy up all remaining stocks of Eau de Bog-Watter in the duty free.

I'm putty in lettie's hands. Only yesterday i was encouraged & cajouled into parting with 2+k in the travel agents. 'Ang on a minute, where was that surprise holiday you were taking me, lettie? It wasn't Germany by any chance, was it?

[Sparkologist]

Originally Posted by Less

Right next accyweb meeting backroom of the Stag knock three times & ask for mel3ft we'll discuss this blag over a few wet ones.

Sounds good. When is this meeting. I need an excuse to sneak out.

[Mick]

Originally Posted by Sparkologist

Sign me up!


I'm putty in lettie's hands.

she said you were a bit soft hehe

[Mick]

if you are thinking of robbing Roys bank sparks then think again we are waiting with a nice cold cell just for you

[Sparkologist]

I think you might have been listening in on the wrong conversation there, Mick.

[staggeringman]

my apologies for that, the computor overloaded theres that much dosh being downloaded.....he...he and as for taking bonny and clyde they are already counting the dosh!