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According to the nono advert there is nothing sexier than watching your man shave in the morning.
Surely this can't be true?
Or is it a trait amongst women with more testosterone than I have? The ones that can grow a full beard it seems within a few hours.

Please tell me it isn't true, I've spent nearly half a century shaving and had to watch my face being contorted into many strange expressions, none of which I can imagine to be sexy.
Please put me out of my misery, tell me there is at least one thing sexier.
:)

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Oh, come on Less.
Surely you know by now to take adverts with a whole pot of salt!
Shaving has never been sexy....but then neither is facial hair.

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That's a difficult one ... mmm ... all I could come up with is this; at least it has nothing to do with shaving:alright:

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:p

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http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/17/y3e9u9e2.jpg
Ooooh! I could have a long lost twin brother.
;)

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This thread should have a warning in the title - contains pictures some people may find disturbing.

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Oi! Don't you be insulting to my duck.
;)

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Maybe it belongs in the over 18s section. Problem is, I'm not allowed in there. As you can see, I'm way too young:rolleyes::D Maybe I should have posted this one ... it shows only my feet:




Oh, and a dog ... don't have a rubber ducky;)

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I'm not allowed in there either Eric.
And as for asking ME what is sexier......heck, I don't know.
That ship sailed a long time ago and I think it has sunk, for it never came back:).

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http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/17/tytubyje.jpg
The same duck pimped for Remebrance Sunday.
:)

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Oh, yes and having seen those two pics posted....the chaps with the face fungus......I have to grudgingly admit that you both look distinguished in a sort of sea-faring way.
Men with hairy faces always make me wonder what they are hiding!
Receding chin? Scars? Botched surgery?

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All of the above plus pimples warts and a sarcastic grin.
:)

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I've had the beard for so long, I can't remember:confused:



:D

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Hmmmm... this has got me pondering men I've known with facial hair... mainly family members it seems. My Dad always looked better with a beard (worked better with his small chin and large teeth - being kind here!) and my cousin John just doesn't look the same without his moustache. My first kiss was with a moustachioed guy ... better stop there!

Yes, Margaret, Eric and Less DO look distinguished. Thank you for sharing your hirsuitness, guys!

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Aw, shucks, you're just saying that!

The best thing about a beard is when there is a problem, you can stroke it and it looks like your thinking, even though your minds a blank and your inwardly panicking.

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My other half grew a 'mo' way back in the dim and distant past.
I have never liked it.......if he shaved it off tomorrow I would roar with delight.
He also has one of those tidgy patches of hair below his bottom lip...do they call it a 'soul patch'?
I always think it looks like a sod round a rat hole and I have said to him 'why cultivate on your face, what grows wild round your bumhole?'......never has he given me a satisfactory answer.

As Olive Oyl used to sing......'I like a clean shaven man'.

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I Want a Clean Shaven Man by Olive Oyl (Song Only) - YouTube

I echo her sentiments!

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As for the 'soul patch' thing I call it an 'R soul patch' :D:D

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Hah hah! I like your sayings, Margaret (rat holes and bum holes - such images!)

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Those are sanitised for public consumption....but I bet they made you smile..if only a little bit.

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Yes, they did, and more than a little! I love the Olive Oyl song too. The older Popeye cartoons were best :)

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Uncle Albert or Captain Birdseye?

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Not really about beards but reminds me of the quote from Jasper carrot about hair " just remember under every ponytail there's an arsehole":D:D

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As long as it's not Captain Edward Smith, or whatshisface who commanded the Venus, I don't really care;)

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I admit to finding it quite amusing to watch the Mister having a shave-It's such a complicated ritual it seems!

But amusing doesn't =sexy!?

He's currently growing his facial hair and I can assure you there is NOTHING sexy about him chewing on his mustache whilst he concentrates-yuck! He keeps saying he can't help it now It's long enough to reach! Drives me nuts.

Also I have a male friend who is convinced that any man going from having a 'mo to not having one will inevitably shave it into the Charlie Chaplain/Hitler design, just for a moment to see what he looks like. I'm not convinced!

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Well, mine hasn't done the Charlie Chaplin or the Hitler thing...maybe because he hasn't ever shaved it off (sigh).

But he has done the chewing thing...and so has Nicola's puppy....she makes a beeline for his 'mo'...so there must be remnants of food in there(YUK).

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I threaten the spugster .. if he don't shave ... I will do it for him with one of them old cut throat razors ..... and he does ... I don't care if he nowhere near me and he don't shave .. but totally different when hes around ..

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I think I have left it too late now Jen.......I think my other half has had facial fungus since about 1976.
If he had told me he was planning to grow a 'mo' I would not have turned up at the register office.

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Saving it for later ?:D

:D bribe him? :)
Mine has shaved the droopy 'mo' off today! He looks about ten years younger and a lot more approachable! The droopy ones can make men look grumpy and sinister!

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Jen, I can think of nothing that would make him shave off his 'mo'....in the beginning I did a Lysistrata...it didn't work then...am damn sure it wouldn't work now.
There is nothing he wants so much that he would shave to get it.

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It's an age thing, women's breasts go through a similar decline.
:(

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Yes Less, you are right...everything heads South after a certain age, but I can hoist mine up with a good M&S support...you can't do that with a 'mo'.

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Oh, are you still talking about moustaches?

I wasn't.
;)

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You nawdy boy, you. :D

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:D in that case I'm ALL out of ideas Mrs P!
Erm, resort to wearing a stick-on one yourself and see if he approves? ;):)

This is by choice! A colleauge of mine once told him he looked like a serial killer but that didn't work, he just found it amusing!

I'm terrible I know, I very rarely wear a bra under everyday clothes. I find them so uncomfortable!

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Well, when I was young and nubile.....I could go without.
But come a certain age and you need to wear industrial strength supporting undergarments.
As I said everything heads south!

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As for a stick on one......I don't need one of those......it takes me all my time to banish top lip weeds as it is.
Being of Mediterranean complexion has a lot to answer for.

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At least it means you're blessed up top-I'm the only female in my family who isn't!My Mother and Sister both got my share!

As for facial bristles I got myself one of those laser thingamabobs. I don't have much in the way of top lip ones but I do get the odd 'hag hair' (this is a thread about sexy things, right)?;)

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Have to say i grew a tash in the 70s, was looking at pics daughter has before Christmas n mentioned at the time,thought i looked a right tit.took me only a couple of years though fer the penny to drop.:eek:

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That would be about par for the course with you, eh;):D

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Still, penny aint't dropped for me yet ... eyebrows are a nice touch ... sorry about the mad trapper hat; I've just been outside shovelling again.;):D

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They came with age.......bristles as well.

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Are you guys talking about the same thing:confused: Or did I sprinkle too much weed onto my cornflakes?

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Shush Eric, things are starting to getting interesting.http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/us...62/boobies.gif

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I have thick hair on my head - hairdressers remark that not many women my age have that.

However - hair has disappeared from everywhere else - have bare legs, arms, armpits and 'intimate area'. (I recall Margaret P saying that her mum has a wig to compensate for that last area. I'm not bothered - nobody ever looks.;))

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Ah the good old mirkin not seen much in the wild these days:D:D

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Margaret, she says nobody looks at hers either.(I'm really glad about that)
And she doesn't use the mirkin anymore.

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Don't get too excited lads.
I think perhaps you both need to get out more:D:D

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Hah hah! Where else but on Accy Web (and then Google) can you learn so much in one day: Edward Burne-Jones did stained glass, and what is a merkin! My education was sadly lacking. :)

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Basically a pubic wig:eek::eek::D

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Indeed, though if I ever needed to resort to such a device...


I'd swear blind to the judge I hadn't been flashing, I was only adjusting it, when the constable came around the corner.

;)

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Why on earth would anyone- no I won't ask!

Just looked it up on Google- what a sheltered life I've led.

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A decent member would have provided a link.

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Where's C'mon when you need him?;)

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Actresses doing scenes in the nuddy mostly I'd assume. :rolleyes:

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Don't be silly, this is the age of internet porn not the sixties and a Hammer horror compulsory, side boob and ace of spades artistic scene of a larger amount of tufting than the hearth rug ever contained!

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I wouldn't want you to get too exited!

I had to take two more pills.

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Picked up while doing my 'research'-
'Daddy, what's a merkin?'
'Well, I'll tell you what's not Amurrican- that Barak Obama and his Socialist agenda!'
'Is John Mcain a merkin?'
'One of the finest who ever lived, son!'

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I thought there was some sort of running joke about the 'merkin' when I read this thread until I looked it up on Google. In 48 years I've never heard of one and can't think of anything funnier, a toupe for the tuppence!:D:D

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Bet they don't sell many nowadays