Is There NOTHING Sexier?

[Less]

According to the nono advert there is nothing sexier than watching your man shave in the morning.
Surely this can't be true?
Or is it a trait amongst women with more testosterone than I have? The ones that can grow a full beard it seems within a few hours.

Please tell me it isn't true, I've spent nearly half a century shaving and had to watch my face being contorted into many strange expressions, none of which I can imagine to be sexy.
Please put me out of my misery, tell me there is at least one thing sexier.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Oh, come on Less.
Surely you know by now to take adverts with a whole pot of salt!
Shaving has never been sexy....but then neither is facial hair.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Less

Please put me out of my misery, tell me there is at least one thing sexier.

That's a difficult one ... mmm ... all I could come up with is this; at least it has nothing to do with shaving

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Oh, come on Less.
Surely you know by now to take adverts with a whole pot of salt!
Shaving has never been sexy....but then neither is facial hair.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Eric

That's a difficult one ... mmm ... all I could come up with is this; at least it has nothing to do with shaving

Ooooh! I could have a long lost twin brother.

[gpick24]

This thread should have a warning in the title - contains pictures some people may find disturbing.

[Less]

Oi! Don't you be insulting to my duck.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by gpick24

This thread should have a warning in the title - contains pictures some people may find disturbing.

Maybe it belongs in the over 18s section. Problem is, I'm not allowed in there. As you can see, I'm way too young Maybe I should have posted this one ... it shows only my feet:




Oh, and a dog ... don't have a rubber ducky

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Eric

Maybe it belongs in the over 18s section. Problem is, I'm not allowed in there. As you can see, I'm way too young Maybe I should have posted this one ... it shows only my feet:




Oh, and a dog ... don't have a rubber ducky

I'm not allowed in there either Eric.
And as for asking ME what is sexier......heck, I don't know.
That ship sailed a long time ago and I think it has sunk, for it never came back.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Eric

Oh, and a dog ... don't have a rubber ducky

The same duck pimped for Remebrance Sunday.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Oh, yes and having seen those two pics posted....the chaps with the face fungus......I have to grudgingly admit that you both look distinguished in a sort of sea-faring way.
Men with hairy faces always make me wonder what they are hiding!
Receding chin? Scars? Botched surgery?

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Men with hairy faces always make me wonder what they are hiding!
Receding chin? Scars? Botched surgery?

All of the above plus pimples warts and a sarcastic grin.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

what they are hiding

I've had the beard for so long, I can't remember

[Turtle]

Hmmmm... this has got me pondering men I've known with facial hair... mainly family members it seems. My Dad always looked better with a beard (worked better with his small chin and large teeth - being kind here!) and my cousin John just doesn't look the same without his moustache. My first kiss was with a moustachioed guy ... better stop there!

Yes, Margaret, Eric and Less DO look distinguished. Thank you for sharing your hirsuitness, guys!

[Less]

Originally Posted by Turtle

Yes, Margaret, Eric and Less DO look distinguished. Thank you for sharing your hirsuitness, guys!

Aw, shucks, you're just saying that!

The best thing about a beard is when there is a problem, you can stroke it and it looks like your thinking, even though your minds a blank and your inwardly panicking.