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paint your entire fingers then no-one will know you went out of the lines or use a gherkin or dougs snake might do a good job, however you will need to whip him for the favour. Sod it just remove fingernails with pliers, why are strawberries red with dots?

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Good Idea!!!!( goes and gets a hammer and chissel)

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hammer and chisel. no good for polishing glass.

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I'm not stripping glass, I smoking grass!!!:eek:

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smoking grass? i always thought chickory was better.

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No i'm not too keen on chick peas!! stick in back of your throat.........

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back of your throat. tonsillitis can be very unpleasent

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Unpleasant is the smell of everybody else's farts

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eat pot pourri ( is that how you spell it?) you will always smell pleasant..

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Drink bubble bath!! that way farts smell great and relax everyone else in the room.

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What happens if you eat pot cakes - do they all get stoned instead??!!

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if you eat pot cakes you do pot poos in the potty which will drive you mum potty not allowing pot poos and stopping pot cakes.posivley potty

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Aaaaawwwhhhhhh Aero.

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aero - plane, yes i could do with being on one of them now, flying off to a hot climate :cool:

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climax- sounds good to me

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climax. that's what happens when you cross clive and max.

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woah woah! lets not cross the line eh? and if we do we'll cross that bridge when we come to it! im going all cross eyed now! :confused:

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Chickory Tip- always use your fingers first.

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fingers first , toes last.

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last one to finish gets the beers in!!

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It would, you little snake lover

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So you are a bloke, well ****** me.

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Doug u'll have to tell me what the ****** word is if i'm to start the next thread with the same as the last ones ends :D

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Doug ...you know me so well and what is wrong with liking snakes..bring them on...large or small I like them all....LOL

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Now that sounds like my sort of whipping woman. want me to polish the chains.

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Your just a little ******.

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Excuse me, but this thread is getting further & further on topic can I just point out that this is NOT word thread, but something far more inane!

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You leave her threads alone. She's got to do the washing up and drive the dog to work.

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What about the black sheep Doug.....or should I now call you Mr Douglas? ooer ey!

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Isle of Man, for all Doug,s/Douglas,s

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You can call me bad boy, baby........I've never had a Black Sheep Dog in the Isle of Man, Just a few dogs that came from there. What this got to do with the price of pussy willows.

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OK bad boy...... you told me last night you were just about to open a black sheep!

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You only said that the dog had f*****!

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Oh I've opened a few more since.....and very nice they are. Fancy an Tiger?

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No thanx......remember I've got Monty!

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Now thats what I call Pussy.......

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Don't let him hear you call him that......he thinks he is well'ard!

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Could just eat a full english

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It looks a little well worn to me....

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Sara wouldn't a well cooked chinese be more to your taste?

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Just to enter into a dougism, mines full English!
;)

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Less, yours would have to be on the under done side I suppose!

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Don't fancy chinise at the moment, english will have to do.

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Your not entering this doug , no chance, and you’ll have the same as everyone else. Now its your to turn to get the woman in.

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if this thread makes sense to me ,does that make me a nutter

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No it doesn’t grannycleret, But Joining in does……Have you seen the price of ants today.

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Ant Dot has just entered the asylum

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i have a dead ant , dead ant, dead ant, dead ant. ahh pink panther

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pink panther, blue goat, orange pig

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I've got a yellow banana......

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Doug.......I hate to go on about this but I thought it was a Black Sheep!

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He's called Petunia.............

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Doug is the black sheep Margeret.

My yellow banana is called Grapefruit

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No I'm not. I'm a Big Buck Tup.

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lost somewhere in the wilderness

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What was that saying? Something about Oranges not being something or other......lol

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It'll either rain or go dark before morning.

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Could be snow when the Sun comes out.

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busses in great yarmouth are called flying bananas ,,,not a lot of peple know that .and while we are on the subject why do potatoes have eyes

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my god i have only been on this site 2 days and i am barmey as you lot already

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so pink frilly granny knickers or tiny black lacy thong??? preferences????

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Which are yours? I'm not a lover of pink and frilly all to often it looks like someones tride to stuff a pig in them. Much prefer a nice tiny black thong with a bit of lace. Grannycleret, you like us for it don't you.

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I know I know grannyclaret!!!! They have eyes because they need to see :D

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take a wild guess!!! lol

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i dont know .why ask me ,,why dont sheep shrink when they are wet
it was a nice day tommorrow

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now i AM connfused the last answer was not to the last question .black thongs and pink lace eh cor i wish i was 40 years younger ,,i,d try them both ,,,nowerdays its pashion killers ,any colour you like,,,sigh memories lol

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You’re confused, have you ever seen a wet sheep. And have you ever seen a black one wearing a thong. My god did you ever see a Black thong wearing a pink sheep. Bloody hell I keep up this sanity act. Nurse, Bring me a Black Sheep, and take the top off it first this time..

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just come in
have been out
had a good time
am i going to bed
or am i still singing as a backing groupie mmm well

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Make sure you keep your eyes open when you're asleep and shut when you're awake, or is it the other way round?

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Mrs Plikington. I didn't see any black ones, But I didn't see these either when I took the photos, But for some reason I thought of you.

Herdwick sheep at Castle Rigg 3.45 p.m. today.

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if you are snorting your awake ,come on get a grip man ,,,,or girl lol

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I'm a lady i don't snort, or do i? One never knows does one.

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was that a hypademic nerdle or a twenty one sun galloot

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was that a hypodemic nerdle or a twenty one sun galloot