The Accyweb anti-meandering threads, thread
 

Lets face it we have all been tempted & often given in to the temptation of posting a reply that is off topic from the original subject. This can lead to frustration on the part of others that believe that the only way from point A to point B is a straight line.

So for the benefit of all those tormented souls that cannot resist joining in a conversation & changing it's direction here is Accywebs very own anti-meandering threads, thread.

To keep it simple I suggest that rules are kept to a minimum but should be adhered to by anyone tempted to post within this thread.

1/ Any subsequent reply shall have no bearing on anything that has been previously posted.
2/ These rules can be changed at any time by just making up your own rules thus allowing your train of thought.
3/ Anyone found guilty of going so far off thread as to make the original post utterly useless is to be congratulated.

There, now thats simple enough isn't it? I would like to hear your comments on the above however, if I do the reply will be deemed as 'on thread', reported to the authorities & hopefully removed.

:yelrotflm :cool8:

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in relation to the above, whats everyones opinion on sprouts?:D

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Love em but prefer cabbage...the greener the better. what ablout fish what do you think of that?

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ay, its not three bad. Going off topic (dreadfully sorry about this!) where should i go on holiday this year?

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Unless you are invoking rule 2/ you are in grave danger of being on thread, hardly a good start is it?
rule 2/, is like a get out of jail free card, it means that I am able to reply without being guilty of breaking the rules.
:s_whistl:

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as i thought, but rule 2 was, by myself, in secret, invoked. its power is now revoked! so keep it random and surreal people!!!!;)

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anyway. as i was saying before........ its my grandads birthday today.:eek:

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whats that got to do with bying your mum slippers for her wedding anniversary?

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what do you think I should have for lunch?

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im not sure, as long as it doesnt hurt too much!:cool:

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Why is snow white and cold?

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Because its really a beefburger (not sure i am getting the hang of this pmsl)

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There's no need to search high and low for speciality food. Why not order your gastronomic goodies online


(and before slinky's post I thought it was quite well off-topic!!!)

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The British Formula 1 Grand Prix is on 10 July

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Is that the one with the Blue Tulips playing the theme tune to the sweeney on an oboe made of pasta??

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Glue..now theres a sticky subject....mmmm

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Fancy meeting up in half hour. We can do lunch, share a bucket of snow with snow white and take Slinky to see jaymograymo? Then we can take Lacey and Bitch to the park. By the way did you see that new thread about "The Accyweb anti-meandering threads, thread" whats that all about. Who the hell as the time to going meandering. :rolleyes:

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Thats the one but I think it had pink elephants at the side of it, if you remember. And the carrots that grew there last summer were lovely.

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what you on you doug?? you have gone way off thread here!! the topic is suspender belts and whips (or was that chips?) anyway get back OFF topic.

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Bloody hell. I have enough problems with fibi's avatar without thinking about suspender belts and whips.

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My friend had a cat once. His name was Oscar.

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Fancy coming too lunch Tea, Me and fibi are going for Snake and chips. Was Oscar not a little wild?

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oh well off to work now ( horrible thing work), be back on later to see how far the threading has gone (or should I say the NO threading has gone)

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I am at work :rolleyes: :p

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ATTENTION PLEASE I would like to propose a new rule! WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, each last word of the previous reply should be the first word of your reply eg:
Slinky: Hello, how are you?
Jaymograymo: You smell like Copydex Glue
Slinky: Glue tastes like peaches when i drink it in a pint glass.
etc.... lets see if we still manage to stay completely off topic!

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whips and chains for lunch, doug, slinky, Tea and me sounds like lots of fun especially the snake bit, wonder who that belongs too....so wasn't kim also a bit wild? and why is make up so bloody expensive? so where are we meeting?

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Meeting the price of make up, by hell I don't know about that, I can never get the chains on right you know, and aren’t whips bloody expensive I prefer snakes myself. Hardgrave’s Arms I think, what about my bitch?

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Bitch...me well it depends who you ask....actually I prefer expensive whips the cheap ones dont't last as long, I think i'm getting confused which doesn't take much and my memory is shocking.. what are we on about again...

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that is such a shame have some of dougs snake

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doug's snake been out in force round Accy again, anybody going round Accy this weekend

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Dougs Snake......is that a brand of milk shake????? I don't much fancy it!

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Laugh.....I laughed so much I thought I was crying!

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weekend..why can't it last for 5 days instead of two!!!!!!!!!

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Two hours - that's how long the company email system has been down :mad:

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two hour? it took me that long to grow a tache.

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Down my bloody trousers that where it been again, the thing wants shooting, fibi have you been missing you medication again. I’ll meet you in the same place I’ll bring the snake, you bring the whip

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shooting fish in barrel.
how do i do that?

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:confused: whats your spuds got to do my trousers :o or fibi's whip? :p

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whip them in to shape Doug!! My dog wants to go out for a pee!

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Pee the bl**dy Bitch hasn't stopped eating since I got her. I'm going to let fibi give her a good whipping before she goes up for adoption.

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OK is fine but not sure is better

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Fine, no, I thing it's to snow again tonight

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Tonight, never mind tonight. Are you lot hard of hearing :p

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I very much appreciate your help.
I have checked out the sites you have found for me and to be honest I’ve had enough, I couldn’t find what I was looking for so I went out and bought myself a new one
Up until now things are going ok.
Cheers.


Just to go off topic a sec. Check this out.

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:cheers: Cheers that was a good tv programme

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medication...I knew there was something..if the snake is naughty it shall be whipped...yeeahh

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if it's fine that's fine. if it's better that's ok. but if it's ok that's better.
better? ok,fine.

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[QUOTE=Len]Just to go off topic a sec. Check this out.

Now that I like......... :)

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ha ha ha ha ha , nice one len & quite true,

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Oh dear, now I'm struggling. fibi don't let me fall for this one., please don't :o
****** it, whip my naughty snake baby..... :rolleyes:

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right were did i put it,
have you seen it.
always in a different place.
ooo eck, ooooo i know.................................

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Can we all please stay off topic?
thank you.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...ntid=256&stc=1



Wingy! are you in here mate?

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oxo,s make a square meal ,oops i am supposed to go off topic

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As Einstien said, "oxo cubed is better than one in Kate bush!". (Rule 2/ still applies).

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Anybody seen Slinky, rabbit or shiney gem tonight please :rofl38:

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what is karma?

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Always remember that what you get some-one is willing to take away, but to describe what you had before you lost it would need alot more string than the moon has cheese.

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KARMA SUTRA??

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but kate bush is better than marmite

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lol There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

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I am going out for a chinese tomorrow night.........(hope he is good looking)!!

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in case nobody has noticed some-one called Stanthemonkey (16) is having a birthday today, Ooooh bless, I bet he wishes he'd chosen a different name now! Come on you moderators help him out, let him change his user name.

:p

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Your right! What is Karma? and will answer the question, and where is slinky the kinky snake whipper. :eek:

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I hope he tastes as good as he looks!

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THAT WILL BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWHAAAAAAA:eek:

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So far Doug you are way in front of the rest for rule 3/
:cool:

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I bought some new shoes today Slinky

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I bought a new bra too!!

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rule 3. :o I didn't understand rule 1. Where's my bra? ;)

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Just for your benifit, rule 1/ is as follows:-

147(a) [iii] no rule can be repeated unless it has been previously stated by a member of staff that has had 12 unofficial days off prior to mentioning the fact that they did not need a reasonable amount of illegal substance that would create a hallucination greater than the one involving three pigs & a blow fish.
:thankya:

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I think I can remember the fish................ ;)

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You know I understood every word of that.;)

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Thats just the illegal substance kicking in. :) Can you remember the fish. :confused:

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Was that the one with the scales.......the one that put my sanity on the balance?
:signthis: Ooooh sorry thinking of the suck fish!

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corse I remember the fish it was called WANDA!!

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What really, really, really worrys me is not the fact that I genuinly believe everything that I've said today, but, the fact that so many people are willing to join me in this nightmare!
:end:

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LMAO WE ARE NOT WORTHY WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!:bow8: :bow8: :bow8: :bow8:

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I don't know girl, I'd give you a couple of bob Kinky old girl...... Do you know less If you had been born younger you could have been the fifth Goon, you would be loaded. The only down side is you wouldn’t be hear anymore. P.S. We always follow a great leader.

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It isn't believe me but who needs interesting when you have fun!!

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:eek: Oh dear I hate too share this with you but my dog's just farted. Now thats not nice. god you dirty little ******

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it all makes sense to me ,janet do you have any valium ?lol

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Me and tinks have sort have got our mum round to the idea of coming in here to thread......... don't think she will keep up with all this though.

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:) Ok, where is she then. I've a few things that I'm sure she would want to see. Like some of the things her charming Daughters have said. Get my drift ladies. So let’s talk about the price of my silence..... :p

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She taught us everything we know Doug and would be very proud!!:p

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It has been reported to me that people on this thread keep wandering back ON topic if after reading it i find this to be true i will be reporting it to the Admin of this topic(LESS)
That a ban is needed so Please STAY OFF TOPIC OR ELS thankyou for your help in this and keep posting thankyou

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Topic, yuk. I perfer a Flake myself.....

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Flake!!! Topic!!!!what does this have to do with pickled onions in bed?

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And the three bears all had goldilocks together (or is that they lived happily ever after)??

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You mucky little puppy, where did they put the pickled onion..

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It appears that they sucked it and put it back in the jar, but they put it in the wrong jar because it ended up in the GERKIN jar.

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i like the sound of your mum oops on thread again .have you tasted kippers and custard ?

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I am trying to put nail varnish on the right hand with my left hand and It is looking bad!! please can someone come here and do it for me:mad:

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Oh I'll do it for you. Where's is your mother by the way.

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Granny what about a bit of old trout and Jam