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Old 19-11-2005, 15:12   #106
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Re: After sex comments by star sign

How do you break a solid object by squeezing?? Break a women squeezing her or her squeezing you. Boy have I worked up an appitite need feeding.
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Old 19-11-2005, 15:42   #107
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Boy have I worked up an appitite need feeding.
Just be careful you don't choke on that chicken
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Old 19-11-2005, 16:34   #108
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spuggie you should buy your very own new game called SELF

once you have played with your SELF you should be feeling a lot better

SELF retails at £19.99 batteries not included
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Old 19-11-2005, 16:48   #109
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I've played with my SELF since my 13th birthday.

Best present I ever got.
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Old 19-11-2005, 17:26   #110
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Ithink that you should invest in a seeing eye dog Spuggie
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Old 19-11-2005, 20:31   #111
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Ithink that you should invest in a seeing eye dog Spuggie
ewwww walking the dog just took on a whole new meaning
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Old 19-11-2005, 20:59   #112
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There are plenty of toys in the shops I am lead to believe but will have to find one first.

Be better finding a companion and that dosnt mean a dog, sheep or any other "friend that crosses the minds of you lot.

Hopefully one with a pizza palor close by.
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Old 19-11-2005, 21:02   #113
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Well if you are prepared to pay for it then I believe prostitutes provide a good service and can be quite accomodating to your individual needs!
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Old 19-11-2005, 21:19   #114
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Not quite what I had in mind I would prefer the cheaper option.
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Old 19-11-2005, 22:40   #115
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Not quite what I had in mind I would prefer the cheaper option.
i think you will find the cheaper option to a prostitute is a whore
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Old 19-11-2005, 22:45   #116
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I would have to get an inflatable one or a low cost girlfriend if thats all i can look forward to.
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Old 19-11-2005, 23:21   #117
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I would have to get an inflatable one
You could be pumping all night and still not get any joy.

For some reason they are advertised as having three holes. Surely this would let out all the air you pumped in escape?
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Old 20-11-2005, 01:19   #118
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john and judy...!

whos gonna tell poor richard
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Old 20-11-2005, 08:41   #119
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john and judy...!

whos gonna tell poor richard
I know, she really was quite upset when she found him with this.
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Old 20-11-2005, 09:20   #120
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lol luckily my parents were hippies in the 70's and chose to stick a Y in my name so they could be different although i must admit it gets funny looks when i am at the bank and they see Jayson they think its a misprint lol
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