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Old 16-06-2005, 11:21   #1
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Always get a second opinion

A man goes to the doctors complaining of headaches,he tell's the doctor that he has had these headaches for years, ever since he was a teenager and that they have become unbearable.
The doctor tell's him to get undressed and he'll examine him, after a long examination the doctor tells him that the problem is that his testicles are pressing hard at the bottom of his spine thus pincing a nerve and giving him the headaches.
The doctor then explains that the only way to correct this problem is to have is testicles removed he say's although this may sound a bit drastic it's the only way this problem will go away.
After giving it some thought, he decides to book himself in and have the operation, a day later after the op he leaves hospital and walks home he's feeling on top of the world and no sign of a headache, he's feeling that good that he decides to buy himself some new clothes,
and walks into the local tailors.
A old Italian tailor ask " how can I help you " he say I would like a new jacket, the tailor looks him up and down, then say's you'll be a 48, thats right say's the man how did you know, the tailor reply's " I have been in this job for years you pick these things up".
The bloke looks and feels so good in the jacket that he decides to get some pants, again the tailor looks him up and down then say's you'll be a 42 thats right say the bloke you have got it right again.
Feeling so good in the new jacket and pants, he decides to go the all hog and buy himself
new underpants, again the tailor eyes him up and say's you'll be a 36 no say's the bloke you have got it wrong this time I am a 34 and have been for years, the tailor says no you are definitely a 36 if you wear a 34 they will push your testicles against your spine and you wil end up with severe headaches.

The morile of this story is always get a second opinion
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Old 16-06-2005, 11:35   #2
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Re: Always get a second opinion

That has just brightened a very dull day. thank you
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Old 16-06-2005, 11:38   #3
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Re: Always get a second opinion

nice one ex-pat
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