Come Dine With Me.

[garinda]

Does anyone else watch this programme on Channel 4 on Thursday evenings, from where it's been moved from an afternoon slot?

Basically a group of strangers take turns to entertain and cook for each other, and award marks at the end to decide on a winner. The guy who does the voiceover is hilarious.

I did ponder whether we should actually have an Accy Web version, but on second thoughts it sounds like way too much trouble.

Instead I thought we could have a virtual version.

Come up with a three course menu, and any other details that you might like to provide.

I'll invite you to my house first.

Menu.

Onion soup with a Gruyère crust.

Kedgeree, served with a wilted spinach salad.

Cheeses and fruit.


It might be a very simple menu, but it could all be prepared in advance, as being nosey I hate being stuck in the kitchen, and not joining in the conversation.

You'd have a plentiful supply of whatever drinks you wanted, and be hopefully entertained by tales of the daft things I've done in my life, such as the Holland Park dwarf in a drawer, and the Glaswegian wheeled woman stories...if you haven't heard them before.

I'd try my very best to make sure you had a fun and entertaining evening, and I hoped you didn't discover anything too shocking whilst you were rooting around upstairs whilst I was decorating the kedgeree with the boiled eggs.

Thanks very much for your company.

[Gayle]

Well I'll happily have you all over to my virtual home.

My first course will be

Red onion tartlets with goats cheese
A twist on the traditional roast turkey meal with all the trimmings
Cheesecake with strawberries

But before everyone arrives I'll just need to order a skip to remove all the rubbish from our bedrooms and the garage so that people don't find it a health and safety risk.

I'd entertain everyone with my old 1980's CDs and a game of scrabble - in which I would probably endearvour to lose so that someone else stood a chance.

[Neil]

Originally Posted by Gayle

My first course will be

Red onion tartlets with goats cheese

After I take the goat to the vets I can sort you out with something else for the first course

[mrskitty]

Your all more than welcome into my virtual abode,where i shall treat you to.....

Vol au vents with pink salmon and cucumber
Vol au vents with leek and wild mushroom

Slow roasted lamb with mediterranean veg (peppers,auburgine,onions and thick courgette slices) with mint and rosemary sauce.

Strawberry angel delight with pink sprinkles

and iced pink doughnuts with frothy coffee to finish.

My evening entertainment would be hula dancers and me encouraging everyone to spill the beans about their most embarrassing moments.....as well as telling my own.

Enjoy

[onlyme]

Can i just be the amusing chappy (chappess) that laughs at everyone's misfortunes??

Either that, or the brid from last week that fell asleep at the table??

[pam1]

ill be happy to serve you all
1 chilled cucumber soup
2 pork with fennel and juniper
3 fish roasted with lime
4 honey and lemon tart

[grannyclaret]

i love that programme but i havent watched it lately... i am not sure that i would like you lot on accy web rooting through my drawers while i am cooking but i supose i can root through yours too...

now lets see,,,
STARTER,,,,
Mushroom Vol-au-vent with cream and Tio Pepe sauce.
........................
MAIN COURSE,,,
Supreme of chicken kiev,with garlic and parsley sauce
croquette potatoes,carrots,and green beans.
or savoury rice if prefered
DESERT,,,,,,
Raspberries steeped in Drambuie,with vanilla ice cream.
.................................
Cheese and Biscuits,and Coffee

.................................................. .............

[emamum]

Originally Posted by pam1

ill be happy to serve you all
1 chilled cucumber soup
2 pork with fennel and juniper
3 fish roasted with lime
4 honey and lemon tart

Pam....if we are coming to yours then we want cheese and egg

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Neil

After I take the goat to the vets I can sort you out with something else for the first course

Your not gong to do the dirty deed are you Neil just think you may just come back as a goat in the next life

[Mick]

I am off to Grannyclarets for tea tomorrow

[emamum]

Originally Posted by mick

I am off to Grannyclarets for tea tomorrow

can you pick me up on the way?

[BERNADETTE]

Originally Posted by mick

I am off to Grannyclarets for tea tomorrow

Don't go rooting through her drawers

[pam1]

emamum23
if i had you all to dine with me if its cheese and egg you want you could have it with pleasure. but thought Greek food would be nice

[pam1]

bernedette
just depends on what doors she want to look in?

[BERNADETTE]

Instead of a virtual meal does nobody fancy making me a real one??? PLEASE