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Old 04-07-2008, 11:26   #1
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Great sign I saw today
I was driving past a beautician type shop and it was advertising

This month's special offers
Acrylic Nails and Colonic Irrigation

And I wondered if you had to have them done at the same time!
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i know a few accywebbers who could do with having some Colonic Irrigation, but maybe they should put the pipe in their mouths and get rid of the crap that comes out of it
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Its ok Gayle I am sure they will let you do them seperately if you prefer
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Old 04-07-2008, 12:34   #4
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It's certainly an odd combination. Wonder how they came up with that?
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i know a few accywebbers who could do with having some Colonic Irrigation, but maybe they should put the pipe in their mouths and get rid of the crap that comes out of it
Would it “takes one to know one” be appropriate here?
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Was it toe or finger nails Gayle .. might make a difference to the positioning ..
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Would it “takes one to know one” be appropriate here?

i suppose it would if you where talking JB
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i suppose it would if you where talking JB
But I’m not. You were!
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Well Acrylic nails just don't suit me and as for colonic irrigation you can stick it up your for me
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What a good idea!

Having acrylic nails done can be a lengthy process.....why not use the time productively and have colonic irrigation whilst you wait?

Incidentally, I've always fancied colonic irrigation.....I might suggest it for my birthday next year.
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Incidentally, I've always fancied colonic irrigation...
Do a google for a diy colonic irrigation guide, I am sure you will find one. I wont post any links though
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Do a google for a diy colonic irrigation guide, I am sure you will find one. I wont post any links though
Just done the search as you suggested.

Apparently all I need is a bucket, a tube, a bulldog clip??? and a nozzle.

I don't fancy doing it myself. I want someone else (who knows what they're doing, not just a good friend) to do it.
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chicken madrass and a sink plunger should do the trick
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