Ground Breaking News

[Retlaw]

Special for Cashy & Jaysay.
Government ground breaking news.
To save the economy;



As from 1st December 2011 the PM will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and NHS costs.

Old people are easier to catch, and most will not remember how to get back home!

I started crying when I thought of you two.




Run you old buggers Run



Well..... Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone.

[Margaret Pilkington]

I think I might just phone up to see if I can go now....as long as it is to Oz......they can deport me there anytime they want.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I think I might just phone up to see if I can go now....as long as it is to Oz......they can deport me there anytime they want.

I deported myself over 40 years ago ... 44 years, 2 months, and 26 days to be exact, and never once have I had any regrets ... I actually flipped a coin to see where I was going to go ... Heads, Australia ... tails, Canada ... not much of a gamble; more like a win-win situation. Nothing against the Aussies, but I think the coin made a great choice by landing "tails". But, if it had been heads, it would have been just as great.

Good news is though ... Maggie Thatcher will be in the first transport ... along with jaysay, who can hold her hand and receive the wisdom of toryism from its greatest modern practitioner

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by Eric

I deported myself over 40 years ago ... 44 years, 2 months, and 26 days to be exact, and never once have I had any regrets ... I actually flipped a coin to see where I was going to go ... Heads, Australia ... tails, Canada ...

Any room left over there?

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Any room left over there?

Considering our population density is 3.41 per sq. km ... maybe

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by Eric

Considering our population density is 3.41 per sq. km ... maybe

I get a whole 3.41 sq.km. to myself? I've started packing, which bit do I get?

[Gordon Booth]

Sorry, Eric, got that the wrong way round.Actually it sounds a bit crowded, I'll think about it.

[jaysay]

I wish I'd have carried on with my plans to sod of abroad in the sixties, but I got wed instead, mug

[talentedbutslow]

I deported myself too.....to Australia in 1970....been back for trips 5 times.My first trip back in 1981 I walked into my old local and found the same guys sitting in the same chairs they always sat in....and their comment was....Eeee lad,haven't seen you for a while!!!!!......

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by talentedbutslow

I deported myself too.....to Australia in 1970....been back for trips 5 times.My first trip back in 1981 I walked into my old local and found the same guys sitting in the same chairs they always sat in....and their comment was....Eeee lad,haven't seen you for a while!!!!!......

Ya wouldn't be able to do the today TBS, all the bloody pubs have gone

[Eric]

Originally Posted by jaysay

I wish I'd have carried on with my plans to sod of abroad in the sixties, but I got wed instead, mug

You know bud, Canada isn't really "abroad" ... it aint hard for a Brit to feel at home here ... figure that Australia has to be similar. Hey, when Britain needs true friends in the world, who are you gonna call.

[alan7554]

i deported myself 6 years ago,I dont miss the weather,the warm beer or the crap transport systems.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by alan7554

i deported myself 6 years ago,I dont miss the weather,the warm beer or the crap transport systems.

Warm beer alan, you were going in the wrong pubs mate