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Old 23-09-2005, 13:35   #1
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Has anyone seen tinks??

Tinks kindly offered to sit in with me today, while I went for a little drive.
We went everywhere, and all was going well, so I thought I would go over the tops (haslingden road way), when the door flung open and out fell tinks.
It wasn't safe to stop, so i carried on. If anyone finds her please could you bring her home, the kids need their tea.

Oh if you see any cars on the well known carpark up there, with steamy windows, she might be in there, so bare this in mind please.

I might add that there will be a reward for anyone who brings her home safely, and WITH HER CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thankyou!!!!!!!!
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Old 23-09-2005, 14:30   #2
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Re: Has anyone seen tinks??

did she fall or was she pushed,,,who undid her safty belt ,,,and yes the kids nead their tea,,,,..
she may come home with a big smile on her face
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Old 23-09-2005, 14:34   #3
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did she fall or was she pushed,,,who undid her safty belt ,,,and yes the kids nead their tea,,,,..
she may come home with a big smile on her face
I accidentally lent on her seat belt clip as the door flung open!!!!! I know it looks sus, but honest it was pure coincidental.....................

The smile she may come home with is the least of my worries GC!!!!!
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Old 23-09-2005, 14:46   #4
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Her car aint parked outside the house now as normal oooohhhh hang on a min....
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Old 23-09-2005, 17:15   #5
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did she fall or was she pushed,,,who undid her safty belt
I WAS PUSHED!!

You don't half manage to drop me in some s**t slinky ............ cow **t to be precise


I think I must have taken a wrong turning somewere, I ended up dog inn at Belthorn


I managed to hitch a lift back with a very kind but over friendly sheep
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Old 23-09-2005, 17:18   #6
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lol..ooh i was getting worried hun!!!! about to get my car and come looking for you!!!! slinky said you where wearing your pink sequinned number so i figured you shouldnt be that hard to spot!!!
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Old 23-09-2005, 17:26   #7
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slinky said you where wearing your pink sequinned number so i figured you shouldnt be that hard to spot!!!

My pink sequinned number was eaten by some hungry goats I tried to explain to the golfers at Green Howarth golf course that I wasn't actually streaking, I was looking for some clothes as you can see
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Old 23-09-2005, 17:28   #8
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My pink sequinned number was eaten by some hungry goats I tried to explain to the golfers at Green Howarth golf course that I wasn't actually streaking, I was looking for some clothes as you can see


of course you wherent hun...just like the last 5 times you wherent either!!!!
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Old 23-09-2005, 17:30   #9
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of course you wherent hun...just like the last 5 times you wherent either!!!!

Hey accidents happen ... even 5 times
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Old 23-09-2005, 17:43   #10
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Hey accidents happen ... even 5 times

yeah but why do they always seem to happen when the firemen are playing their annual charity games??
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Old 23-09-2005, 18:01   #11
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.................. OOh she's back now thank god i didnt trim my bush or else i would of seen another ...ooo no thats the sheep i saw now i know why i had sheep in my garden now - tinks left em there to escape pmsl
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Old 23-09-2005, 18:06   #12
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Oooh u been DogInn again <tut tut>
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Old 23-09-2005, 21:08   #13
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Welcome back tinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry the door flew open hun!!!!!!!!! will have to get ginge to have a look at it..................

I had another drive up the tops at 6pm looking for you.............

But this is the only person i saw!!! Tinks...............what was he smiling at??
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Old 23-09-2005, 21:13   #14
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Welcome back tinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry the door flew open hun!!!!!!!!! will have to get ginge to have a look at it..................

I had another drive up the tops at 6pm looking for you.............

But this is the only person i saw!!! Tinks...............what was he smiling at??
Probably because he's releived the sheep ran off with tinks or he got lost tryin to find the Dog inn
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Old 23-09-2005, 21:17   #15
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But this is the only person i saw!!! Tinks...............what was he smiling at??
He was smiling at your beautiful little red car of course


phew thankgod for long grass!!!
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