How can i become a Moderator?

[Neil]

Originally Posted by cashman

ask neil.

I answered that before with a yes

[cashman]

Originally Posted by Neil

I answered that before with a yes

missed it understandably i aint had one yet.

[cashman]

Originally Posted by Pudwoppa

This thread is hysterical. Whoever Bee is, he/she has already won...

nah mate you have lost,if yeh think its a contest........its called extracting the urine.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by cashman

nah mate you have lost,if yeh think its a contest........its called extracting the urine.

There are those who call it something a little stronger that that cashy

[cashman]

Originally Posted by jaysay

There are those who call it something a little stronger that that cashy

yeh i know,but unlike me they aint cultured.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by cashman

yeh i know,but unlike me they aint cultured.

There's a reply to that somewhere

[Pudwoppa]

Originally Posted by cashman

...its called extracting the urine.

I agree - I just disagree about who's doing the extracting.

[Gordon Booth]

I think Bee is winning! The consumption of strong drink by Accywebbers must have shot up, judging by the responses he's creating.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Pudwoppa

I agree - I just disagree about who's doing the extracting.

Its quite obvious that you haven't sussed that Bee is a wind up merchant have you

[Pudwoppa]

I think we've all sussed him I just hope that we're right - if it is a real person I think I might explode...

[Wynonie Harris]

I don't think he's a wind up merchant, I think he's real. A frightening thought I know, but just look at his link to his youtube site on his messages. That is the work of a true obsessive!

[Eric]

Originally Posted by cashman

yeh i know,but unlike me they aint cultured.

That would be the kind of culture that grows on leftovers in your fridge

[Eric]

Originally Posted by cashman

I used to be unaware also when i drank like a fish.

If you are not wasted your day is

[Bee]

Originally Posted by mick

Sorry Bee i have moved your thread as General chat is for Serious discussions only
But if your serious about being a mod there are a few things you have to be able to do
1) strike a match on tripe
2) make a hot brew in a chocolate teapot
3) knit fog
4) put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it
5) Drink pint for pint with the site owner

if you can do all this while juggling site members complaints at the same time then we might think about it.

STRIKE A MATCH ON TRIPE
I can do that
MAKE A HOT BREW ON A CHOCOLATE TEAPOT
I did that (but ruined T-shirt)
KNIT FOG
I learnt that in the Accrington Arndale
PUT A FRUIT PASTEL IN YOUR MOUTH WITHOUT CHEWING IT
I did that (as well)
DRINK PINT FOR PINT WITH THE SITE OWNER
I did that (with tea)

[Alan Varrechia]

No chance for me then, no way can i put a fruit pastel in without chewing it.