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21-03-2005, 11:39
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How to impress a Woman/ Man
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN. * Wine her, * Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry, * Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her, * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN * Show up naked ... * Bring food ... * Don't block the TV
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23-03-2005, 14:35
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Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man
LOL, don't accuse me of being anti-Yorkshire Miss Fibs and then post such a sexist thread!
Very funny & true though. 
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Seen that one floating about for ages n no doubt the male response will follow soon lol
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23-03-2005, 14:44
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Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man
l'll get your immigration papers sent over, and we'll have a proper pie waiting for you.xxx
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dont forget yr passport lol
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Awwww Fibi i know what u mean i have a few friends o'er the border n one moved from Lancs over there n said the same thing we're called tourists LOL!!! Tho i like to nip over n refresh my mates lancy accent tho
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....& their 'jacobs' too LOL!!!
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woh woh woh, i live near accy but im a yorkshireman and ill have you know we make the best pork pies
 . I do of course have to show my passport as i travel back and forth to yorkshire on a daily basis to work. I still havnt grasped this lancashire accent, i think its english only they have removed half the words to make the sentances shorter and have replaced the letter Y with an I making it 'mi mum' and 'mi brudda' (which i presume is brother rather than the more unlikley idea its a model of buddah)*runs for coverrrrrrrrrrrrr*
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